today i will succeed despite waking up with fleetwood mac’s oh daddy stuck in my head

hey google can you get cats to vape the calming pheromones air fresheners

when am i going to get a biopic about huey lewis and the news

Screen accurate back-of-head

A Tuvix under the tree AND the calming presence of two podcasters sipping kanar by the old Yule log?! Merry Trekmas to all! @greatesttrek.com

I love that people know my work isn’t fully AI because of all of the typing and spelling mistakes I make.

Wanted: a website that allows me to tell advertisers that I do not in fact need medication for all the rare conditions they think I have.

Nothing like a post flight pissed pissing.

three men on angry phone calls, peeing in an airport bathroom.

I was unaware that Wicked would feature the word ‘shiz’ so frequently.

We blast this album all the time

You might be internet famous, but are you ‘’mentioned in a Cheese Cake Factory themed, bonus content episode of a Star Trek podcast” Internet famous? I think Jess and I manifested an episode into life.

Morning coffee thought: after the release of pitch correction software, music audiences started to get trained on the sound, and now like it, sing like it, and essentially expect it. What if we are building a generation of people who prefer AI slop, and so content keeps heading in that direction?

Texting my family is me replying to a group thread and various people direct texting me back about things.

Mostly some skin protection from biting / climbing, and being something I can toss on just for volunteering. I’m trying to have some clothes I only use for volunteering in case there’s any contamination with home. Also just got some arm protection sleeves 😺

Look, I caved and bought overalls for all the cat volunteering I’m doing, ok?

Will A.I. be able to solve the difficult problem of playing the same ad 3 times in a row? Or maybe just basic computer logic?

I am learning that I don’t find specific jobs / titles / industries / etc interesting. I find unique *problems* that require *creative solutions* interesting.

I think the job I’ve been ‘dressing for’ is just Comfy Cat Dad.

why can’t i just buy a seismograph

just found out that you can buy Honor Society pins on Amazon. in case you wanted to cosplay as someone good at tests and homework.

Best Month

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

Saw some memes about ‘it finally happened!’ / ‘finally some good news!’, went to AP News…and it’s just Taylor BS?

Opened LinkedIn.
Got a recruitment ad for ICE within the first scroll.
Closed LinkedIn.

Somehow Adam Curtis documentaries make me feel better. Something about knowing people are paying attention and documenting the madness we all live through.

Very disappointed at the lack of queso at the @greatesttrek.com booth at #STLV. Expectations set for next year.

one of my favorite things on Reddit is people doing no research, buying a camera, taking film photos and complaining that they don’t look good. the replies are almost always ‘yea, you need to learn how to use a film camera’

BeReal now features ads where corporations fake ‘being real’ posed with products, that get mixed in with your feed. We’ve come full circle.