You know, today has been a good day. Work was a breeze, I didn't have to watch any football, and we're going to see Taj Mahal play some blues this evening. My spirits are spirited again.

The everybody out gang really showed up after the match. I had to log off and go touch grass for a while.

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

Well, it's been "fun"

My god, hit it into the ground. Me and Arteta with the same reaction.

He's been the difference in the last two matches. I hate him.

How is that not a foul???

Rodri has sprained his dong.

Heads officially lost.

HOW??!?!?!??

Bernardo Silva cannot be booked

It's a stupid sport.

Let's just fight. Last man standing wins.

Cooked.

As soon as O'Reilly got the ball I said fuck really loudly.

This next half hour may be my last. Good grief.

Four ignored fouls.

Oh! How's that not gone in???

Semenyo DIVE

That might have been the chance.

Rules changed so city can push people in the back and it's not a foul.

That's DOGSO!!!!

Anthony Taylor is going to send Mosquera off.

Dave went to ground too easily there.

Same. Need his defensive work on that side.

Nelli coming on.

Kai cleaned out. Nothing.

Nunes, keep your damn hands off our manager.

Holy shit, almost had a stroke.

What a block, Pierro!