It’s Wednesday - the point in the week where we stop talking about the weekend gone, and start discussing the one coming up. It’s also time for another #humpday #haiku . This one’s about our British weather.

The sun is shining
Get the shorts out of storage
WAIT! Is it snowing?!

#poetry #shortpoem

I’ll slap a rude label on YOUR outage.

It should be taken off him and replaced with a giant wind farm, and we can even name it after him, he would love it.

Not sure that’s what is meant by “participates in a pre-record interview”.

I think that means he is doing an interview that’s being recorded for later editing and release, as opposed to an interview that would be aired live.

For what purpose exactly? Best case, he is forced to correct the record, giving him a perfect opportunity to point out how this is “typical strategy from lefties, misleading people deliberately because they know they’ve got nothing”.

= Plausible deniability for all the legitimate stuff.

This is a deliberate misinterpretation of what he said. Try to avoid stooping to that level as it devalues the legitimate ones.

He obviously meant that in 2024 he said he wanted to retire his dad before he died. He didn’t say his dad died in 2024.

Ignorance and environment plays a huge role in it. My brother and sister are kind, considerate and warm people. But we were brought up by a dad who was incredibly homophobic, in a deprived area where slurs were everyday. To this day both refuse to accept being gay is as natural as being hetero.

Have you turned all of your customer bathrooms into individual ones, and specifically labelled them as genderless / gender neutral?

Oooh, and make sure everybody is given a job title of manager or supervisor so Karens brains explode.

It’s something that appears to say so much about the state of American politics that something like this was ever necessary. I don’t know of any other democracy that has unchecked clemency.

It says two things about your politicians:-
1. They’re deeply corrupt
2. They’re incredibly vindictive

If she’s fully fired and now a “private” citizen, does that mean any immunity is gone and she can be hauled in for civil suits, particularly for the egregious charges on political adversaries? Also, if it’s from a falling out with Trump, does that mean no pardon for her?

Could be interesting 🤔

Actually Not invited or “I didn’t want you to come anyway” not invited?

Maybe if he got wind they wouldn’t accept he refuses to offer an invite to avoid another Women’s Hockey team embarrassment.

I’m not American so not fully in line with the small print. What he says in this statement is “we will not bother including ICE in this package because we have another way of guaranteeing those funds are ring-fenced for the next 3 years that doesn’t need agreement across the house”

Am I wrong?

Thanks for context. Remaining challenge on the 20 second clip. Not seen any extended versions or any other leaks from this event so far. The fact that this is the sort of thing he would say is precisely why it’s important to carefully scrutinise, because it would create deniability for others.

Who’s your favourite Eevee evolution?

It’s amazing right? We’ve gone from men* expecting women to be quiet and subservient, dependent on their “bread winner” husband paying for everything, to men* expecting women to be quiet and subservient to them, but independent to others so they get a job and pay for everything.

*not all men

I see this as the equivalent of the old scam emails that had poor grammar and unbelievable stories deliberately, to filter out the people who wouldn’t fall for the real scam. Lay it all out, if she says “oh no, sorry, I meant to say thank you, let’s do what you suggest”, he “has the fish hooked”.

Is this genuine? No reason to disbelieve, but it’s exactly 20 seconds long which is one indicator for AI generated content. It also seems very good quality for a “leaked” video. If it isn’t for public access why would it be filmed like this?

Erm….that’s precisely the joke from OP. 😬 Poland lost to Sweden last night so failed to qualify. Ireland and Wales both got knocked out in the qualifying semi-finals.

No team or nation has actually boycotted the World Cup OR the Olympics so far. Iran did try to have their games moved to Mexico.

It’s time for another #humpdayHaiku
This week it’s the topic on everybody’s timelines…no, not that one….or that one…It’s Pokemon Pokopia!

Where da people at?
This place is a bloody mess
A good thing they’re gone

#shortpoem #pokemon #haiku #poetry

The Mimeoplasm art is great. It screamed Rugrats to me. ❤️

The em-dashes would suggest so.

That’s a lot of em-dashes. Confirmation they’re just using AI to write his messages. Would explain the grammar.

Even if the context is a song about him only having one testicle, with the other being stored in a theatre?

Isn’t this the exact same grift as last week’s except it’s “Commander Circle” instead of “National Security Membership”?

Just dropping a note to say I’m officially on the Pokemon #Pokopia bandwagon. I really wasn’t interested in this when it was first announced, but holy crap this game is addictive. Enough nostalgia with the Gen 1 team, a modernised OST, a puzzle game finding habitats, and sandbox builder in one. 🧑‍🍳😘

Because by “they” he means all the brown people, because they are all terrorists in waiting.

Come to think of it, all the white people with blue flags in their cars and lawns should be rounded up too, because “if you don’t support Trump’s war you’re a traitor to our country”.

Nb. This is sarcasm!

To prove this was purely for science and not at all a racist fantasy role play, he should recreate Trump’s “assassination attempt” and see if he can recreate the shot that glances an ear enough to cover someone in blood, but not enough to leave permanent marks.

Genuine question about future energy in UK.
Most people agree that fossil fuels should be removed from the supply chain ASAP.
However, I see a lot of the same people protesting Nuclear isn’t an option, and large solar farms aren’t because they ruin nature.

So what is the solution?

It’s Wednesday again. Time for another #humpday #haiku

This week it’s all about the DIY disaster developing at home.

It’s just new flooring
New screed will be needed first
Is your wall floating?

#poetry #shortpoem #diwhy

Excellent. On my day off too! I’m surprised by how much I’m enjoying it so far. Seems I’m not the only one!

I think with all the fun in the world right now, some wholesome escape is what everybody is looking for. It’s reminiscent of the Animal Crossing release during lockdown.