I refuse to pee anymore. I'm tired of it.

We pay too many taxes and rich fucks pay none. It's time to motherfucking eat them.

I don't have a vehicle anymore so I don't have to worry about it but I just remembered this shit last time I was shopping for minimum coverage. Bougie insurance heifer here in town told me she didn't even offer that. "If you hit my $60,000 ride and only have minimum..." BYE! Gurl bye.

We are so double, triple, quadruple taxed. When you buy a car, think about it. Taxes to drive it off the lot. Taxes for owning it. Taxes. Taxes. Taxes. Fuck taxes. Use Elon's money.

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#Makeup #Beauty
Perfectly put together in 12 seconds. That's how you do the damn thang.

I'm craving peanut butter so badly. I have that Kirkland stuff from Costco but it's the only Kirkland product I haven't like so far. It's... runny. That's unacceptable.

😳Oh my gootness! Thank you!!!!!!

😂 That's right! I started a whole debate back when people could still see me on here!

Oh my goodness. I just read mismatched statement earrings are one of the style trends for prom jewelry this year. My new place I'm doing my earrings with my artwork printed on them allows me to do a different pic on each earring. Maybe I should!

😂Crackers in bed. Yeah. Could be an issue for someone sharing a bed. I can't believe you remembered I don't like mayo! Yep, like the tangy zip of my Miracle Whip. I have eaten mayo on sandwiches in the past and with certain kinds of cheese I kinda like it. But to make like pasta salads and stuff? 🤢

Those awesome special offers you've been eying at my online Avon shop? End today! Well, will be replaced by new ones. So, grab what you wanted. You deserve it.

My Tarot readings keep telling me I need to find... balance, like spiritual balance. I need to look up how to do that without religion because fuck religion. It's accurate. I just... am not doing the faux god bullshit this late in life. I mean, I love my Ra, but I know better.

That actually doesn't sound bad.

My mouth doesn't stay shut anymore. Fuck it. They get by with it because they're comfortable getting by with it. We allowed a lot of this shit.

"Tease." Love the name! And the color.

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LOL. I wouldn't know to miss it, probably. I don't even know why I'm so hooked on it all of a sudden. For well over a year I made and drank iced tea every day and didn't even think about soda. Now I just crave Diet Dew all the damn time and freak when I'm without for too long.

Garnet Sky. Wow. Dark but bold and dramatic. LOVE!

Avon lipstick in shade Desert Moon.

Desert Moon.

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Calling them garbage would be a good start. Ignoring them will never get all of them out of here.

There are some varieties of pretty popular soft drinks you can only find in certain parts of the US. Regional taste preferences, I suppose.

Elizabeth Warren's trending and I just don't even want to know why because I know damn good and well she didn't strangle the motherfucker or I would have read about that already. Next.

#BoycottAmazon

Amazon doesn't have a single fucking thing worth selling your soul for. QUIT THEM. #BoycottAmazon

He DIED — Amazon Told Them “GET BACK TO WORK” YouTube video by Status Coup News

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Please give this a watch. It shows more cruelty from Amazon if you need another reason to #Boycott them

Now do Israel.

Now do Israel.

Sometimes I wish people could see my posts because they crack me up! 😂

I don't really care to dig up a, what, thirty year old or more debate over what Michael Jackson did or didn't do. He's not the President of the United States currently fucking children and the world. Carry on.

Who does that sound like?