my neighbor says that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

screenshot of post from Kevin Sorbo saying ICE has completely cleared out the Florida airport where they were stationed. The TSA lines are almost nonexistent. Great work

Did they shoot everyone

The world tour. *lights cut out*

He’s stuck in there with them.

“Unfollow” : A movie about the cast of The Social Network getting stuck in the Metaverse because Mark shut it down and Justin Timberlake says “This is going to ruin the tour.”

[Pictionary timer buzzes]

Picasso: it was a cow

Me: it certainly the fuck was not

And I’ll bet they’d know the frosted poptarts are bad for your health, too.

*cracks knuckles* uninventing poptarts is gonna be bad for yours.

Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters

I’ve told you 300 times, put butter on them! Then we will see who cheers!!!

Not for 3 more years, duhhh

Then there would never be frosted poptarts!!

Lmaoooo

Yeah!

Hell yeah!!

🤝🏻

🤝🏻

Incredible turn of events!

What if you invented something you’re really proud of and then all the villagers said it’s from the devil :(

They need to use their words!

excellent!

oh hell yeah

Yooo, I heard Bluesky is evil now.

She had legs AND a voice at the end of the movie yanno

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

“Hahaha, of course I’m not a witch,” I laugh, then sneeze and burst into a dozen bats.

That’s a different princess, Slim!!

She’s a mermaid

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

We love you!!!!!!!!!!