When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses

Haha. Looks great though, the technological goofball.

Sweet clock.

Oh no!

@karenmogwai.bsky.social this was the copy you told me to read.

A real danger for Skidmarks here.

My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis

The Shissors.

As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family.

He’s a real threat from deep

On the pitch, you need that hunger…

Me in the national security group chat.

Shiter.

Spot on. They made me wear a flat cap too which helped.

Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight.

Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow.

What am I like?

I have loads but this was the first that came to mind.

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His internal monologue: don't forgot, you are owning the libs!

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

And far cheaper too!

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That's stunning. Very jealous as the weather in Glasgow is shit for the bike right now.

Researchers agree: The world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050 - Oxford Brookes University New analysis of energy research by 23 scientists around the world has concluded that the world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050.

Experts agree that a 100% renewables-based energy system is feasible now—and that it will save us money, and free us from dependence on hostile or unpredictable petro-states like the USA.

Key evidence 🧵1/3
1️⃣ A meta-study—of many studies around the 🌎—showing strong agreement that it's feasible:

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Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍

Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻

He makes himself big

2030 is a made up nonsense sci-fi year.