Haha. It’s not the best like

Newcastle WON a CUP man. A CUP!!!!! #NUFC #acup

Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds

Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC

Dana Carvey as Garth from Wayne’s World with the caption “he does this every Friday.”

He does this every Friday.

Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic.

That Willock miss man. Genuinely the only excuse for that would have been if he had previously been decapitated and played the game with nee heed #nufc #neeheed

OOOOOF after seeing the team I reckon Forest continually travel through our midfield like it’s a portal to the magical blowjob kingdom today. #NEWNOT #NUFC

Pretty sure @mjcryton.bsky.social would’ve been at this one

Grumpy as fuck after that absolute drizzling shits from #NUFC. Always got a performance like that in us.

Life’s too short lads. Loads of idiots out there talking shite about football. Leave them to it, the dweebs

Dana Carvey from Wayne’s World with the caption “He Does This Every Friday.”

He does this every Friday.

Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC

@nickheathsport.bsky.social a tip of the cap to you, old friend

Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day

Lee Ryder’s internal monologue right there

Punished for staying up late and too many celebratory beers with a classic 5am start by this little fucker but it’s areet because the mags are going to Wembley!! #NUFC #sleep

SUIT MEASURED #NUFC

My posh accented 5 year old down here in Hampshire whacks “man” on the end of her sentences during the match. Magic

Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own.

Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC

Sigh

Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite

I got grief once for saying it was fun needling mates who support opposing teams in WhatsApp groups. Apparently WhatsApp groups are not cool and I am out of touch. Heheheh. It’s basically just odd fringe dwellers who don’t go outside

Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit

Grim

Frustrating even when fit though. Not consistent enough - couple of good games then goes missing. A good player to sell unfortunately

Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game.

Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football!

Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable