A screenshot of a text message conversation, with the first person saying “sometimes it’s hard to be a woman, giving all your love to just one man”. Then there is a reply, with music note emojis, saying “stand by your Batman“ and another reply also with music notes, reading “he’ll be your old chum forever“
Periodic reminder that if I don’t have your phone number, you are missing out on some excellent texts
he’s lookin good
I just killed what I think was a mosquito on my hand and we have to nuke this whole place from orbit
if I have your phone number rest assured that I will text you very normal things like this
🔛
don’t you mean 🟧🟧
What’s great about this as I had the accordion in my recently used emojis 🚡
Same, but thanks for the heads up.
Does the ham have to be in a room that I have to read too or can I just read the ham outside
Also, I am illiterate
🪗🪗🪗
Finally, my dream of curling up under a cozy roast beef blanket has come true
The purple crayon was always my favorite
You can ensure time in one of their famous hospitals by calling everyone you meet “English“.
welp
Lousy Smarch weather
It’s so hot today I’m considering taking off my hoodie. #sanfrancisco
Makes me think of the old Monty Python sketch where one of them says, “Says here Nixon‘s got an asshole transplant…the asshole’s rejected him!“
Yesterday, I discovered a friend had never seen this video, so in accordance with Internet Law, I must post it again.
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Maybe the most annoying thing about watching televised sports, aside from the constant advertisements, is the recent trend of them coming back from several ads, showing 30 seconds of nonsense, then going back to more ads. Makes me unmute the game for no good reason.
Man, I hope Bam likes olives.
Maybe it would’ve been okay if somebody had yelled out “that’s numberwang!”
I mean, probably not, but we need more numberwang in our lives.
Gordon Jump
Norman Fell
John Hurt
inflation
sweet ride man
What an honour to chat with John Lloyd for today's RHLSTP. Full of wit and wisdom shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
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I’m tired. Can he just fucking die already?
Imagine being the guy that had the idea for Hardbodies 2. He does all these meetings he meets all these people and everyone seems into it. Then he sees next week’s coming attractions.
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