can a goalie end up in that box

SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

good thing we do not have any ocean based military activities in motion right now

Sadly you’ll have to settle for its sole Oscar win being for the song that Ryan sang.

goose outraged after gander plays by same rules

oh no republicans not your petard, no dont hoist no stop not your own petard bros

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

happy birthday to the earth

New Gas-Powered Data Centers Could Emit More Greenhouse Gases Than Entire Nations A WIRED review of permits for data center projects using natural gas and linked to OpenAI, Meta, Microsoft, and xAI shows they could emit more than 129 million tons of greenhouse gases per year.

They’re going to kill us all

www.wired.com/story/new-ga...

Literally nothing, and everyone involved should be facing murder trials

a stock photo of a white coffee mug against a white background. the mug has the text "WORLD'S BEST PLANET" and the word PLANET is clearly photoshopped in over some other word

hope you have a special day, Earth!

a man is brushing his teeth with a blue toothbrush in front of a mirror . ALT: a man is brushing his teeth with a blue toothbrush in front of a mirror .

Straight into the mouth.

By far the most interesting thing about MAGA is how much the base desires to be ripped off, scammed, and treated like shit.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

H/t @horadam.bsky.social

We really do need to appreciate seeing LeBron in the playoffs like this while we can, because it might only be another 13 or 14 years before he retires.

THEY BREAK UPON US

They think you're stupid.

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win.

These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

Wait, wait, wait. I thought we were supposed to support The Troops™️ no matter what. If they stage a coup then it’s our duty as Patriots™️ to support them.

They think God can’t “win” without their puny help? Poor smol bean God can’t defend himself against the woke weak liberals.

Mine do too.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.