I mean, that robot does sit on a lot of thankless committees...

I am being followed by eels! It is too late for me!

"Modernity"

Howling

"And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last."

Shooketh

As Augustus famously said, I found Rome a city of brick, and left it a city of marzipan

Yes. That's exactly what I see people saying over and over. Writing is thinking!

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Eh, probably don't even have a post-orbital bar!

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Sol Invictus, amirite?

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Cruel but fair is what I say

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Sassy!

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So bizarre. In archaeology we don't claim a unique instrument, but use all caps for things that are an abbreviation of a specific technique (I'm sure other things too), e.g. TL or OSL for thermoluminescence or optically stimulated luminescent dating. Surely lots of disciplines do that.

Two scout troopers sitting on speeder bikes from The Mandalorian awaiting orders

"I get that point. Do you get the point?" (Sorry I couldn't find the one I made you for Twitter years ago.)

But can I sell it for CASH!?!?

I bet if he got calf implants he'd never get recognized

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Area man just wants to be left alone today

Area writer, "All my stories are spooky now."

Don't sleep on the Huge Guest/Walk Suite

This reminds me of an interview I had at a charter school. Yuck.

Why do you want birthrates discourse?

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How can you disrespect Shidoshi Tanaka's student like that?!

Totes McGotes. It's also normal/good in research to say "I don't know" to a question you are researching. It's the whole point of the research. "This doesn't work + I don't personally know how to fix it" is fine! 👍

Ask them what a thought is

1. Donate to lab
2. Join lab in research
3. Profittttttttttttttttt 🤷🏼‍♂️🦈

God bless/damn you all 💀

It tells folks when it's time to get up 🤷🏼‍♂️

I hope 2026 is better for you. We appreciate you. ❤️

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Here we go. It's rubric tme.

"He's doubling down sir."

"Holy shit, that's Jason Bourne."