Imagine if every year the FBI had a celebratory dinner with the Five Families and told jokes about each other.

Why does RFK Jr want to kill children?

It is genuinely wild how the GOP can insult Canada for over a year non-stop and then get angry about being "disrespected"

RFK Jr. is a horrible person

Not overselling: This is fucking incredible

As a Democrat, I now feel cleaner; vaguely ineffectual and in constant argument with every other Democrat, sure, but definitely cleaner.

This is amazing.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

We Have Achieved Our Goal of Making Everything Worse Than It Was Before “Some people might argue that negotiating yourself out of a situation of your own making only to walk away with less than nothing is no cause for celebration...

"What’s the point in having elected leaders if they’re not going to start costly wars that nobody voted for? How else were we going to spend those billions of dollars we had lying around? Invest in public schools and healthcare? That's ridiculous."

Vaccinate to save lives.

Trump’s federal workforce changes cost the economy more than $165.6B, analysis finds The Partnership for Public Service report includes the costs of the deferred resignation program, severance pay for laid-off civil servants and federal employees who were on paid administrative leave ...

DOGE has backfired horrifically and the people who did this to us must be held accountable.

www.govexec.com/workforce/20...

I expect a stern finger wag and extraction of a "say it like you mean it" apology from a third tier back bencher as the Dems definition of a win.

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.

Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.

Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

oh wow you’re telling me that jd vance follows yet another nazi on twitter

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously “I’ve been going back and forth on whether or not there should be an organized response to these deadly clowns with spiders for hair behind the shower curtai...

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I'm in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/as-...

Calculations like this are why the Dems are in the minority right now. Playing timid against a bombastic opponent makes Dems look weak and ineffectual. Strongly worded opposition does not make for inspired followers. Maybe the low propensity Trump voters would be offset by inspired Dem voters.

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I have voted Democrat for my life (I am 60). Your failure to fight hard for principles of Democracy really makes it difficult to support Party Leadership. Show some strength and openly fight Trump with available tools. Take action, not speeches.

This is really worth your time. His co-hosts wind up laughing at him.

Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of People “At what point does ’He’s an America First warrior unafraid to ruffle liberal snowflake feathers’ turn into ’He’s a genocidal megalomaniac who is all but cer...

"At what point does 'He's an America First warrior unafraid to ruffle liberal snowflake feathers' turn into 'He's a genocidal megalomaniac who is all but certain to usher in the demise of American hegemony'? Far be it from us to draw the line."

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.

I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.

Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

This is a fantastic thread about how journalism is ill equipped to report about someone as damaged as Trump in a position of power and authority.

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

On Jan 28th ~ about 140 ships safely passed through the Strait of Hormuz

Then, the president spent $30 billion, threatened to commit a war crime & sent 13 US soldiers to their death …

To ensure that ships can safely enter the strait of Hormuz

THAT’S the art of the deal.

I've wasted enough effort on you. Block.

GOP voters tend to split their votes much less that Dems in general elections.

A vote for someone other than Harris or a non-vote, will allow Trump to take a bigger portion of the vote total, which will lead to his victory. Assuming you are a bot because most people are not that dense, disregard previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana bread.

By encouraging votes for third party candidates like Jill Stein or others. Or not voting to "send a message"