Oh, that's why it's salty. Or am I confusing cause and effect?

Well, there's twice as much hydrogen as anything else in water 😁

boy you're really hitting the Canadians full-time!!

Yeah, but you'd just be replying to a shit, anyway.

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A COLD

In my experience the watch is superfluous.

Surely you, too, like a good practical joke every now and then.

It's from a book. "Geckos are the intellectuals of the reptile world." I don't remember which book, although I'm sure I have it. Google search returns only this, which is me:
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Most reptiles don't even read books tbh.

Also, they've been called the 'intellectuals of the reptile world.'

Also, they're terrifying.

If you're easily terrified.

Oh, never mind.

you're not going to like what that does to your insurance rates.

source: 🦎

I don't see what's funny 🦎

Oh, I thought that was Jelly Bean Morton.

Definitely change yours. They can wear out from overuse.

You want to stop the runny-nose cold by stopping the runny nose ... cold ?

Actually, it's an Appalachian pronunciation of "bran rice."

Sick joke!

And her surname is from Hilton Head, SC, where her great-grandmother ... oh, never mind.

Oh, nonsense. He's all over Winnie-the-Pooh, even setting Hunnypot traps. To be fair, this is more obvious in the original British.

How would you know?

Um, somebody hacked your account and inserted "not" into the last sentence.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you, is this the face of a drunk?

What did you expect with names like Curiosity, Trust Me Bro, Sledgehammer, Heart of Darkness and Final Solution ?

Maybe the more modern Parisian rudeness has rubbed off on him?

He was your friend too, huh.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

"What more do you want me to come up with?"

opposable thumbs

Under his birth name, he liked to eat dirt.

We should have had "chess check."

Russ Vought?

Surely the Advocate shouldn't editorialize about LGBTQ+ rights.