Roderick: possibly, alas

Kestlona: does not have email, will throw rocks at you if you try to make her sign up for one

a very stupid 3 panel meme of a hot blonde girl strutting, then stopping to see a book, but it's a forklift certification manual, and then the final part is her sitting in a forklift

This is the stupidest thing I've ever made

... He wasn't already?

"the cops (other than SWAT which is still a discrete thing) are undergeared and outgunned against drug violence!" was a constant refrain

And it was constant because they weren't turning the PD into the army in response.

I mean you can LOOK at the police of the 80s and the 90s, the North Hollywood Shootout was '97.

If anything that is what really started the trend, then it was turbocharged by 9/11.

Yes,

because it wasn't about militarizing the police, it was about criminalizing undesirables.

Also learned that if you triple cast Reflect it extends the duration, it doesn't triple the reflect damage

Got even funnier towards the end of Act II with Supermassive and Guards, Guards.

Just hit things for 100+ on turn one

There's always a ground floor to life, I lived years feeling like I missed*the one* ground floor before finding mine

Had a really fun little run in Slay the Spire II, putting the Electric Shrymp on Decisions, Decisions

Start each combat with a free "draw 3, then pick a skill and cast it 3x for free"

Trying to picture Eureka and the crew of Gekkostate interacting with fucking Heero Yuy is sending me

I strongly believe in Human Pet Guy Nonproliferation.

It's not technically part of FICA but generally ime people outside of payroll taxation talk about "FICA" as shorthand for "tax payroll deductions."

Yes.

It is in fact called that.

Not to be *too* pithy, but that's definitionally a skill issue, isn't it?

I also deal with some pretty serious reflux problems and also didn't know this was a Thing o.o.

See but I bet you think that the strike was a negotiating tactic for a better contract, and not a noble and necessary end in and of itself.

It could only be more shocking if it was Japan.

Really? The French?

Well the loads start cumming and they don't stop cumming

Alien: Covenant.

The ending violates the long-held contract between franchise and audience wrt final girls. Not in any kind of subversive way, just in an up its own ass kind of way.

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

it's been several hours and I'm finally able to do things like

think

Yeah I realized this morning and looked at the timer on my bottle and it was like 60-something hours

Oops

Forgot to take my SNRI

For two and a half days

Today kind of just

Didn't exist

I doodled them

we must consider that most of the 'a wizard did it' monsters in traditional D&D universes were some wizard's fetish.

Can't help but notice the colour scheme on that new Gambit skin.

Enough with half measures, Rivals.

what if you had to tenderly clean the artifact housing my immortal soul and we were both girls