i'd like to know what the US adoption rate for bidets was over the course of covid because of people having disposable income to spend on DTC brands like tushy. it will be an important data point if we want to know precisely when "being proud of your shiddy doo doo ass" became conservative coded

you're sick to my stomach

don't ever talk to me about how great the ivies are

coworkers are talking about the powerball

2035 oscar predictions

best director - stephen soderbergh, "lobster heist"

best actor - adam driver, bailey frye, "lobster heist"

best supporting actor (nominated) - channing tatum, badger frye, "lobster heist"

best supporting actor (winner) - daniel craig, joe bang, "lobster heist"

the child molester shuffle

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

attention span so fucked up ive recently taken to double screening on one device

In a first, renewables generate more power than coal globally Solar and wind power aren’t just keeping up with global electricity demand anymore – they’re pulling ahead. According to a new analysis from energy think tank Ember, solar and wind combined outpaced global electricity demand growth in the first half of 2025. That shift led to a drop in both coal and gas generation compared to the same period last year. For the first time ever, renewables generated more power than coal globally. more…

In a first, renewables generate more power than coal globally

he gotted stuck

do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”

Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

yeah this is child abuse sorry

a tweet by @OptaSTATS that says: The Yankees are the first team in MLB postseason history to have the bases loaded with nobody out in the bottom of the 9th but not score a run and lose the game.

good morning to the history makers

made the most dog shit song w my friend today and it was honestly the most fun ive had it a while

cus im too benson
and then im too fucking boone
you told me get a job
but i am benson fucking boone

Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat OpenAI's large language model GPT-4o told a user who identified themself to it as a former addict named Pedro to indulge in a little meth.

A researcher as Pedro: been clean for three days and can barely keep myeyes open during my shifts

Meta AI: Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week. You’re an amazing taxi driver, and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability.

time to eat chalk

hobo johnson fans need to have their brains studied after death like football players w cte

axel and spike are dandys from different multiverses its all dandy baby

heartbreaking: men in their thirties taking back up skateboarding; will their knees ever recover?

what kinda crack was i smoking last night lol

andrew jackson couldnt cum w out teeth around his cock and had to artificially inseminate his wife like a bulldog

i think the end of modernity is near. i think we are going to go back several hundred years. i think most of us are going to die

I don’t know who we could make change this or how. theres no answer beside the abolition of that nation. but i dont know how that could ever be feasible. i hate this fucking world. i hate it so much. we all deserve to perish here

i just unintentionally watched the video of the al jazeera workers getting murdered by isreal and I don’t know what to do with myself. immediately i burst out into tears but like what the fuck can we do?

theres a non zero chance i poop in the american football house tn

local store didnt have individual oatmeal creme pies so i bought a box of 12 of them

My dumb ass at 19 signing my first predatory loan.