if i see one more dumbfuck call an apron belly a fupa, i'm gonna start gnawing on people's ankles like a rabid nyc subway rat.

omg, it's #portfolioday !! i love having an excuse to spread my brainworms across the internet.

happy 4/13!!

it's crazy that this ip has owned my ass for nearly two decades. the homestuck trenches haven't turned me loose yet, besties.

i'm so grateful for the creative outlets and friendships that i've found because of this stupid, convoluted-as-fuck webcomic.

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#homestuck

Daisuke locks in

#Mouthwashing

break-up depression has hit me so hard that i literally injured my inner ear and eardrum by grinding my teeth from stress and distress (didn't even know that was POSSIBLE), totally deafening myself in one ear... when my job in ems dispatch depends on good hearing.

but i'm totally not a lovergirl.

[insert a long-suffering sigh here]

you were sosososo cute. that picture of baby mori in Da Big Boots will live in my head forever.

｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+*⁠.⁠✧ happy 15th birthday, nyan cat!! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ happy 17th birthday, homestuck!!

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tags: #fanart #nepeta

Kirk Van Houten ripping off his shirt

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

BRUH, NOT ME TOO!! I AIN'T EVEN GOT ANY HORSES IN THIS RACE.

It’s like being told that you should drink more water and get some sunlight and it’s like wow that actually does feel better and I’m mad that it does

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I DO NOT HAVE AN ARMPIT FETISH!!

shift mates saw me open deviantart on my phone. i had to explain that the front page is *not* curated by a personal browsing algorithm and that i do *not* have an armpit fetish. humiliating. i must move to the swiss alps expeditiously.

no nsfw 18+ sideblog, we post on main as is right and proper

some dude studies.

girl, i've been listening to the snoop dogg affirmation song for, like, three hours on loop so i don't Get Mentally Ill and Go Insane™️ on my way home from work.

hey art besties and mooties: i'm looking into purchasing a standalone drawing tablet, but i'd rather die than buy an ipad. i would love to be able to work on my art a little bit while i'm at work, seeing as my schedule is so crazy.

do y'all have any recs or reviews? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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me: i'm gonna draw more! :D

my job, preparing to throw me 36 hours of overtime:

eeee, hoping y'all have such a good time together!! lowkey, i love seeing you post about how in love you are. it makes the world feel like a softer, brighter place. :'))

Gotta love Mouthwashing's good ending...
Psst, this is not actually a spoiler.
#mouthwashing #art #anya #retro #vintage #mouthwashingfanart

i know i'm getting old and less self-conscious of how people stereotype appalachians, bc john denver songs hit me differently now.

you tempt me . you tempt me to wait .

a song about being transgender is really just a song about change, self-actualization, loving yourself for who you are in spite of what others tell you to be. things i would hope are fairly universal ideals! i'm not asking you to be trans but i am asking you to love yourself

#mouthwashing

i wish i believed in a god so i could kick his ass for designing sinuses to feel like they're going to explode when they're inflamed.

☆♡ | wishing all y'all netizens a super sexy valentine's day. and, of course, practice safe perversion.

or don't. i'm not the boss of you lmfaooo. | ♡☆

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♡ v-day art comp ♡

at least we don't owe!!