Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

"Hey you're not busy with any incoming work are you?"

No I am not but it is 23rd of December and we closed for the next 5 days so I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO NOT RECEIVE THE WORK YOU'RE ABOUT TO IMPART ON ME

The Yasha drip feed is unforgivable though.

The Mighty Nein series has been a genuine joy for me and I hope it's because it's actually good rather than just me being a ride or die fan of Campaign 2.

Things I'd do with Infinite Money: Commission a Clair Obscur cover album featuring Tarja Turunen and Marco Hietala.

Not a pet owner but I did fall in love with a free-flying lorikeet at a bird sanctuary!

Two new yogscast music videos are giving me great comfort songs during a period of sudden increased stress.

Hey phone repairologist here. I can recommend a really good brand of cases known as Gear4 by ZAGG. Non-neutonian fluid lining thats really good at absorbing impact. My sale staff used to throw their phones across the store pretty confidently (until one inevitably did break BUT I still swear by them)

Hoooo boy the medication is medicationing!

One of my favourite megazord sequences is one where they launch a massive train.

Does this mean what I think it means about me?

Would've probably given up watching TV otherwise because I cannot get burned by another show with as many incomplete plot threads as this.

Congrats NYC on Mamdani.

You now get to experience what London gets to experience where people who have never loved or visited here will complain constantly about how Sharia law'd this place has become from Day 1 of Sadiq Khans election until the end of days.

"too utopian" fuck you, THE GOAL SHOULD BE UTOPIA

I can't believe, after all this time, that I've been Mandala-effecting TG Jones into WH Smith.

The weirdest thing about the Minecraft movie is how it just suddenly becomes the Warcraft movie.

Paying more than asking price to a bastard of a monopoly company for a band that protests this sort of thing.

There's a time and a place to play a Borderlands game and that's when it's inevitably discounted on a steam sale to about a fiver.

Once Silksong is released I can go back to waiting for the Beyond Good & Evil 2.

MMO reactions are great. all my WoW bro's are like "YO ITS LEGENDARY TERTIARY CHARACTER LADY LIADRIN IN CINEMATIC FORM SIIIIICK" and everyone else is like "Who the fuck is still playing this and what the hell is going on?!"

I make the conscious choice that near everything I own is black and then get mad that I cannot find specific items in my pile of black things.

Spirtzenwirbel & Drugparty - Shrooms Terror YouTube video by Hexenmeister

I exited the Norwegian black metal cassette tape shop but then tripped and fell into the same Norwegian black metal cassette tape shop but now it's run by goblins youtu.be/FmOBNcjKVXs?...

Blod Besvimelse - Blasphemy (1999 Full Demo) B.S.o.D YouTube video by The Inner Kvlt

(pretentiously) yeah so I'm really into dungeon synth black metal these days... youtu.be/JUEqEU9PnzU?...

I wanna listen to some metal. black metal. The real shit. The shit you get on a scuffed cassette tape found in a forgotten bloodstained cabin in deep forests of Norway kind of shit! real Kvlt shit!

It's that time of year again where I wake up at 2am and wander the hallways of my house like a zombie looking for a cooler place to sleep.

Life sucks but at least the bacon and eggs I cooked this morning were perfectly cooked.

I watched a movie last night where two brothers try to initiate a near death experience with a peanut allergy and apparently that was the perfect catalyst for me to try peanut butter chocolate for the first time in my life.

The resulting "NO" from his disappointment lives rent free in my head.

Otherwise I was pretty alright in English and he liked my creative writing.

Heading towards concluding his point he exclaims "to which the meaning of the poem is..." And points to me. To which I wasn't paying attention in my undiagnosed ADHD way and I exclaimed to him "...that he really likes yams"

In a GCSE English class, my teacher was passionately reciting and analyzing a poem to the class (something about yams) and he was very into it and excitable and quick-firing questions about the poem all leading up to us working out the literary meaning.