"She believed ‘goodness will always prevail’"

... and would give you £12m so it couldn't.

I suppose it's better than the Star wars approach of just ignoring the story and themes and mad-libbing a trilogy.

This is just wild to me. The Avengers: Retcon - fixing story problems the worst way.

Avengers: Endgame Re-Release Footage Is 'Critical' Set Up for the Story in Doomsday, Joe Russo Confirms Director Joe Russo has confirmed the upcoming Avengers: Endgame re-release will include new footage that is "critical" to the story of Avengers: Doomsday.

Bluesky can't manage a simple edit button, while Marvel's out here just re-editing whole films.

www.ign.com/articles/ave...

This is such a weird idea I feel like I'm in a dream. They everyone to rewatch a film so the new film makes sense?

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

Finally a chance to use a my photo of oranges on orange!

Finally a chance to use a my photo of oranges on orange!

That bear is obviously someone in a suit. They should have hired Andy Serkis.

Was there even a hill in Grange Hill?

The exotic Orwell sequel.

Just back from #ntlive #AllMySons. It's a lot, but it's so so good.

A friend of mine was once "regifted" one of those by his Aunt. They do not share a birthday.

a loading circle with a black circle in the middle on a white background Alt: a man looking on horrified as over one million birds swarm along the side of an aircraft carrier. He takes a drink and now they have the ship in their claws, they're lifting it and the man can't believe it as... CONTENT CANNOT BE LOADED. PLEASE DIAL YOUR MODEM TO 11 AND TRY AGAIN.

Me reading bluesky today:

World Race Predictions A fan game to compete against your friends predicting who will win on the BBC's Race Across the World

For the second week in a row we still don't know the full times of all the teams! #challenage
Can you predict who'll win the next leg of #raceacrosstheworld anyway?

Get your guess in before the start of tonights #ratw!

worldracepredictions.com

This is excellent

Seagull at the end of the rainbow

Seagull looking for a pot of gold

The national scot newspaper. It has a single sentence of news surrounded by so many ads I clicked away.

There's actually more news content to read in your original post then you fit in a screen on your site.

My cartoon for Wednesday's Metro

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

AI slop. How many labels can be added to an image? And where's the joke?

This should be a no-brainer. For Christ's sake STOP Posting obvious AI-generated political cartoons! Bluesky is awash in this shit these days. There are tons of real live human political cartoonists here, posting terrific work. Repost those.

If you're unclear, here's how to spot AI slop:

I think there's genuinely good odds it'll end up being more of a scam than the Pablo Escobar phone.

A drawing of viktor orban in a bin

Orbinned #cartoon

A drawing of viktor orban in a bin

Orbinned #cartoon

What 3 Words running out of money 😐

Recreationally reading accounts 😵

We're back on space exploration again, maybe they're covering their (moon) bases?

What's the difference between Your Party and a kids party?

A kids party only has one clown 🤡

Feels like when that bag charge came in and people were complaining that if they had to pay 5p a bag they'd just bring their own...

Justin Bieber headlines Coachella with nostalgia-fuelled set The star spent much of the gig singing along to YouTube videos of early hits like Baby and Never say Never.

No. The era of nostalgic music does not include Justin Bieber.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

King Arthur employed a gym trainer at Camelot. He worked knights.