a close up of a man 's face with the words `` oops , receipts ! '' Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` oops , receipts ! ''

Oh shit did I just say that out loud?!

a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp . Alt: a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp .

Hey John, pull my finger! I'll give you a sugar cube!!

a man and a woman are dancing on a stage while a woman sits in the audience . Alt: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage while a woman sits in the audience .

Scarlet El Vandimion / Joseline Hernandez:
#blerdsky

a woman is sitting at a table eating a fried food . Alt: a woman is sitting at a table eating a fried food .

Scarlet El Vandimion:
#blerdsky

a woman with long curly hair is sitting at a table holding a bottle of lipstick . Alt: a woman with long curly hair is sitting at a table holding a bottle of lipstick .

Scarlet El Vandimion:
#blerdsky

an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table . Alt: an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table .

Belt. To. Ass.

Time for CJDaChamp & clean 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

a close up of a woman 's face with a mbs logo in the background Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a mbs logo in the background

Go go Gadget Daddy Issues!

a close up of a person 's elbow with a very angry look on their face Alt: a close up of a person 's elbow with a very angry look on their face

Fuck you and your fat, stupid face. You BITCH!

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a very angry expression . Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a very angry expression .

DO YOU SUCK DICK FOR MONEY?!?!

(Let's be friends)

a black and white drawing of a person holding their head . Alt: a black and white drawing of a person holding their head .

Munchkin Sodomy

I belive you are the STUPIDEST sack of shit I have ever met and I have LIVED goddammit!

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a very angry expression . Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a very angry expression .

You there! Who the FUCK are you?!

He probably thinks grammar is some type of cracker 🤭🤭🤭

Erin: what about mom?!?!

Hanes: Sorry kid, blow jobs aren't that good!

Reeeeeeeal shit n*gga no pixar!

"Dude, Hanes, can you imagine what's flowing through the Erin's bloodstream?? I bet the kid is like...literally riddled with syphilis. 🤭

Syphilis riddled...🤭

RYPHILIS!!"

It's always the quiet, book reading ones lol

a close up of a person wearing a brown jacket and black shorts standing in front of a building . Alt: a close up of a person wearing a brown jacket and black shorts standing in front of a building .

"And then I'll make you worship me in ways NO one has before"

Armin is never beating the truly evil accusations 🤭🤭

a close up of a person wearing a brown jacket and black shorts standing in front of a building . Alt: a close up of a person wearing a brown jacket and black shorts standing in front of a building .

"And then I'll make you worship me in ways NO one has before"

Armin is never beating the truly evil accusations 🤭🤭

Until they do, this series shall warm the darkness of my soul like that mangey ratty scarf

I've been quoting this abridged series for 12 years and I see no signs of stopping. I still hope they make more episodes

A Slap on Titan: The Full Series - YouTube The hilariously wild parody of Attack on Titan. Drunken fathers, sociopathic best friends, and unforgettable Titans unite to tell a tale unlike any other eve...

PRAISE THE WALLS!
#blerdsky

*adds to future pet list*

Thank you for the warning. I love a vampire movie but I'll pass on all that.

I did not and doubt I will.

Dude I'm mad I saw the first 10 minutes 😒

Maaaan I'm not watching this dumb shit!

*squints* is that....is that failure punk and....bro wtf is this?!