I forgot to add that it’s a boba drink this the egg joke

No we should definitely tilt the playing field against the fascist party. There's a pretty strong case that we should de facto ban the Republican Party.

🦇Bat got your tounge?🦇

Virginia redistricting amendment is called for a Yes with 82.1% reporting

Hell yeah, baby

A cool blue drink with a green straw sits on a side table

Husb got me the Jollibee x FFXIV crossover drink and he described drinking it as “the color blue ovipositing me” and he’s kinda not wrong about that 💙🥚 #aboutheich

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Yayyy that makes me happy 🥹 one thing I miss about that job was always being about a 10 foot walk away from a bunch of kittens 😭 such good medicine for stress! I wish you the best of luck and will stalk your profile for updates and pictures!! 🫡

OHHH THE BABINS!!! Are you interested in fostering them and is it a shelter that would let you foster them once they’re not bottle babies? I used to work at a shelter and kitten season is SO OVERWHELMING but they never stop being too cute to squeeze!!! 😭🙏🏼

Holy shitttt! Husb and I ended up getting dinner so I procured a joint on the way home and I got high and we talked for like 2 hours straight. Then I watched spooky shit and slept like a baby! Idk if I could handle kittens when high, and would be such overload 😂😭

Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

Counterpoint: we should fuck over rural Virginia because it is hitlerite and deserves it

This is a war based on lies

It's official: The House has sworn in Democratic Rep. Analilia Mejia.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Birthday boy is free!
Time for ball.
Gimli(he/him)
#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

Yes I'm headcanoning Clark as a fundashi #superbat

"Don't move, Clark." #superbat

#levi #leviackerman #fanart

Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift.

Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

The AI lobby has entered our race to bankroll my opponent, Scott Wiener. That's because he worked with them to water down AI regulations in California. As his reward, he gets a huge super PAC.

It’s 420 and I have no weed and a fucked up digestive system ;—;

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

That, too. That old entrenched belief that the dream is to retire to Florida is taking forever to die. My grandparents did, as well...

*he's (yikes)

My dad retired down there in early 2023 and I told him over and over again for years not to go and it took him being there for less than a year before he was like "I made a mistake." He neither white nor conservative 🙄

We found Bridget just before Christmas.

Her eyesight had gone and she fell of a bridge. She was alone.

She could not be an happier with us now! Safe and loved

But I still stand by my opinion that the judge is blowing smoke by stating an objective person would find this to be a credible threat. No matter what state you’re in…that’s nuts.

No offense but Florida sucks. I work in municipal law in a different state and this is batshit crazy to me. The fact that these charges would even be brought is bordering on insane.