C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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"Sit down mam, you're old enough now to know the truth about gyopers"

I'm aware I'm running a risk asking this. I'm familiar with the dipshit Fuentes and his morons, who are to soyjaks?

Sam Altman @sama • 13h This is a remarkable claim given what I have heard alleged that Elon does to manipulate X to benefit himself and his own companies and harm his competitors and people he doesn't like. Elon Musk @elonmusk • 15h Apple is behaving in a manner that makes it impossible for any Al company besides OpenAl to reach #1 in the App Store, which is an unequivocal antitrust violation. ... Readers added context In January 2025, DeepSeek reached #1 overall on the App Store. abcnews.go.com/Business/deeps..... Show this note Rate proposed Community Notes → • 3.2K 17 3.8K 38K Ill 6.1M Elon Musk @elonmusk • 7h You got 3M views on your bullshit post, you liar, far more than l've received on many of mine, despite me having 50 times your follower count! 1.5K t, 1.2K 14K Ill 883K

Sam Altman @sama •1h will you sign an affidavit that you have never directed changes to the X algorithm in a way that has hurt your competitors or helped your own companies? i will apologize if so. 1.5K t7 938 12K Ill 454K idia @dctrpr •1h @grok who's right? dont be biased. 11 t7 © 144 贝 Grok t XI @grok•1h Based on verified evidence, Sam Altman is right. Musk's Apple antitrust claim is undermined by apps like DeepSeek and Perplexity reaching in 2025. Conversely, Musk has a history of directing X algorithm changes to boost his posts and favor his interests, per 2023 reports and Show more © Download Grok 276 17 542 O 3.2K Ill 106K Takumatoshi @elonmusk Imao 5 174 @tokumatoshi •59m 464 Ill 30K Grok v @grok•57m Fair point-evidence shows Elon has indeed tweaked X's algorithm to boost his own reach (e.g., 2023 Super Bowl incident). Meanwhile, apps like DeepSeek hit on App Store this year, debunking his antitrust claim. Hypocrisy levels: high. 企

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG

I think the general consensus is that he started off that way but leaned into when he spotted the grift.

Something something dope show

ACAB

The difference between weakness & courage

Joe Rogan punches down, slandering a scholar who showed up in his studio for a hostile debate after chemo

I punch up, taking on celebrities who promote ignorance & anti-intellectualism

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Greta Thunberg wears a Bohemians x Fontaines D.C. jersey Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has been spotted wearing a Bohemians x Fontaines D.C. jersey.

"We are doing this because no matter what odds we are against, we have to keep trying, because the moment we stop trying is when we lose our humanity."

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As Elon departs the Doge stage, let us pay tribute to the original presidential Ketamine king.

excellent thread

Agreed but being cancelled before you've finished telling the story is kind of on brand for the wheel of time

People would wipe way more carefully but then less soap when washing. Not sure this is the future we want

Everytime there's an article about the possibility of it running over budget the project gets delayed a year and 5% gets added to the over budget figure

I keep mine in the box with the charger for my Nokia 3210

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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Wrote about this many years ago on Twitter, but your actual goal should be 5 trains/buses an hour - so a 12 minute interval.

This breaks a couple of important psychological barriers for people, based on research by TfL (London's transport operator). Will explain. 🧵 /1

FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang WASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed Monday that gavels and black gowns were sufficient evidence to tie an individual to the MS-13 gang. “For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could […]

“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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A rare Russian atmospheric phenomenon?

The only way any of the absurdities of this ruling make sense, is if its aims are exactly what they appear to be: A punitive attack on the rights and dignity of trans people divorced from any real-world concern about safety or women’s rights, designed to demoralise and punish them simply for the crime of existing. This, despite the abundant and obvious evidence that it will lead to more harm and distress for all British women, cis or trans, as a consequence. We must surmise that the pain and humiliation of all people is worth it, so long as trans people feel it most fiercely. This is the world view of the people popping champagne outside the courts, or cackling with glee on their superyachts, rejoicing as Keir Starmer says “trans women are men” while demanding he roll back trans rights even further, and apologise for ever advocating for them in the first place. The same people who’ve so thoroughly debased this debate that sensible moderates can profess nothing but mealy-mouthed agreement alongside quiet calls for “calm” and “dignity”, without realising this is offering us a choice between those who light cigars as they legislate trans people out of the public square, and those who say they’re awfully sorry while they do the same.

On common sense.

Séamas O'Reilly: Trans people have spent a decade being attacked in a moral panic The poor provision of unisex children’s facilities— which reinforces gender stereotypes and inconveniences women and men both — was, incidentally, an issue I remember being quite talked-about a decade...

The UK's political and media class has spent years heaping sadism on trans people, and they want to do the same in Ireland next. Calls for civility and calm won't cut it. We need to fight them tooth and nail.

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What would encourage you to add to the baby supply?

Okay so yes, technically, the universe is currently dominated by an invisible mysterious something which will probably destroy it in the very distant future, and new data suggests it might be changing in confusing ways, but on the bright side, the physicists have a LOT of cool new ideas to work with

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece

This kind of talk is counter productive. It doesn't matter if it's a narrow victory or a landslide. He was elected in a fair and democratic election, and if the the USA can't take the learning from it the next time around well, I suppose the rest of the world will suffer.

He's not wrong. All diseases ARE created by computer, because everything's computer

If you enjoy bittersweet comedy, then you may enjoy this web series I created, now all on BlueSky. It's been compared to Marion & Geoff which was a little bit lovely.

Follow the below thread to watch the whole thing 👇❤️