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Please help us get safe housing on short notice, I have to be out in a week and have nowhere to go and no way for us to get there… gofund.me/3b30bd86

I’m so mad that idk if this is real or not bc it’s a good shitpost but also probably something he’d do

Yeah well I never met god in a suburban Pennsylvania mall during an 80s blizzard but Santa was there

I used to mix up Soul Asylum and Collective Soul. Both amazing tho IMO

The death penalty is unjust because the system is broken and unfair. The death penalty should be abolished.

Light bulbs

why didn’t they reply to me oh I didn’t reply to them: an adhd story

a little girl is laughing and crying while wearing a tie and a bow . Alt: Excited little girl is laughing and crying and freaking out because she just cannot

AHHHHHHHH THANK YOU

a black and white cat is sitting on a table with the words `` hmm '' written on the bottom . Alt: a black and white cat is sitting on a table with the words `` hmm '' written on the bottom .

Fact check

You mean I get to be the top reply always without having to pay for a blue check? God I love this place…

Omggggggg I neeeeed these

They’re just gonna have to lock me up too for interfering if I encounter it…

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Just because you like the content doesn’t mean it isn’t content scraping. It simply means they generate all their posts elsewhere from the internet and often don’t cite an original source.

Okay but you also have a SWORD

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

I sleep the day away with a migraine and miss prime clowning on Drake time?! No fair

I would have to kms if someone called me that lmaoooo

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

The sleep cycle or the band

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

hello buckaroos i have been posting on twitter to say I AM ON BLUESKY SO FOLLOW ME but just realized i have not posted on here so HELLO I AM CHUCK TINGLE AUTHOR OF QUEER HORROR AND EROTICA. repost so i wont have so many buds saying 'when is chuck coming to bluesky?' bud ive been here since day one

Good bc doing so is worthy of the death penalty, I’ve heard

My teenager has asked for a Gameboy Advance for Christmas. Also, they’d be happy with a computer still running Windows XP.

What year is this?!
What is even happening?

Masks, by Shel Silverstein She had blue skin and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through then passed right by and never knew. Cartoon drawing of two small people facing away from each other wearing enormous masks

Varies wildly, but I have plenty of 500 days. That’s the equivalent of approx 2 pages in a mass market paperback. I’m just happy when I don’t go backwards and end up deleting instead ❤️

Trans rights are human rights.

I find it easy to ignore political trolls, not gonna engage in their fuckery, but GOOD GOD the people who pop up and promptly start complaining about what things are called and demanding specific features make me wanna tell them to fuck back off to Twitter.