Snorts out of me on it

lol @ the alt text

For the love of god, do something.

I’ve gotten so tired of deleting his spam texts, but now I have some ammo to respond with

imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead

Follow earned tor this one 🔥

And this is how I learned today, after 20+
years of being a Pennsylvanian, that there is a Nuremberg, PA 🤣

I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth

I heard somewhere that the bitches love this guy. (I am the bitches)

The sign off of “laugh often” sure was a choice, too.

Omg your name. It’s breathtaking 😂

How dare you.

Lyrica and a lot of Immodium

It was the most try-hard shit I’ve ever seen

That man just earnestly said “glizzy gobblers” to two professional MLB players

Husband and I were annoyed by it all season.

August 2018 here. Don’t know that I ever will again based on….everything

Excellent piece, @destinylugardo.bsky.social. It’s incredibly disappointing, if not entirely surprising.

"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"

googoo dolls iris voice

Yup, and that is beef tallow on his face

The belly laugh I just had at this 😂

I was gonna recognize fascism when it came up and bit me right in the ass, but then I got high

They did it. They honored the troops by having more firepower than everyone in the world combined & still getting WASHED.

So happy for this cutie pie 💙💛💙

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Thrilled for him. My dude. 💙💛💙

team usa should have tried having some fun

Hard to believe otherwise. So blatantly wrong. For that last call, and two of Soto’s.