Who among us hasn't needed a SWAT-style wakeup call after a night at the Poodle Room? The latest on Kash Patel...

Cambridge study finds monkeys 'eat soil to cope with junk food' Soil helps monkeys' stomachs settle after calorie-rich snacks from tourists, research suggests.

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Fisherman. We're blowing up fishing boats.

Essex library charges will penalise book lovers, says campaign Library users across Essex will have to pay £1.15 to reserve physical books from Wednesday.

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All these years later and this still remains one of the worst bits of cinema editing.

I remember when TND came out and the media chortled at how Carver drew similarities to Robert Maxwell, as if Maxwell was somehow the end of all that behaviour.

Vetting? He wanted neutering.

News just in on Tomodachi Life:

This is the way.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

007 First Light Title Sequence – Lana Del Rey YouTube video by 007 First Light

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Oh to have the bluntness of these little guys…

The same man who didn't fancy the idea of war for himself yet is happy to send others off to die.

God grant me the confidence of a man schooling the Pope in theology.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

So libraries are now charging £1.15 for reservation fees. Balls to that and balls to them.

Moya Brennan: Irish musician dies aged 73 The singer came to prominence when she began performing with her family in the group Clannad, which was formed in 1970

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I don't about you, but I really am getting fed up with all of these note-perfect Christopher Hitchens impersonations on social media #TonyLapidus

AKA “It’s not FAIR!” Honestly, what a moron.

Says the imbecile who started this fiasco.

When Lidl start selling crack cocaine in hot cross buns - that’s when you know it’s gone too far.

Iran-backed hackers breach FBI director Kash Patel's emails A hacker group shares Patel's purported resume and photos - information, the FBI says, is

Kash back! 😂

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Dear People who write in library books: NOBODY CARES WHAT
YOU THINK.

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw.

Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Who is watching this shit?

*eye twitch*