I'm embracing the fact that I'm at that Auntie age and decided to go full force.
I've started to add tai chi exercises to my morning routine before doing my kettle bell workouts.
And then do the walk around the neighborhood.
Should I buy the visor that my auntie and all others had before me?🤔
One of them felt off 🫠
Right! I am so pissed and equally not looking forward to find out why I'm going to get this done tomorrow. What was it she wants to look into. Ugh.
Honestly I haven't been posting much because focusing on getting my health back in order and just legit burned out tbf.
Legit big sad cuz I went for my physical on Monday.
We're having a fab convo about how I've just lost weight from 182 pounds to 165 and I'm still going
Got felt up by my doctor as one does, you know, they honk the teet.
And SUDDENLY she gets serious and says MAMMOGRAM NEEDED. BRUH not chill.
It's 7am, my father in law wanted to expense st Patrick's day parade.
We're on the first train to Boston with all the college kids. Packed to fuck.
GGs.
You ever be at work and see someone moving pace like a resident evil character and you are internally screaming at them?
One of my favorite things to do, is order tenders or wings from somewhere.
Then make some Japanese curry sauce from the cubes and use it as a dipper 😅
What did you do for valentines day?
Same thing I do every other Saturday...
Make food, bake, watch korean drama, watch hockey, and make fun of my husband.
Me shopping for noodles and ramen .. hmmm how much can fit in my pantry? Well we're gonna find out!
Gets home, puts everything away.
PERFECT.
Needless to say, I changed my filter. How do people in my neighborhood not invest in water filters. Holy shit. That's so wild. Maybe people in New England are always angry because of all the lead and hard metals in their water they ingest from the pipes.
Bruh, water so bad in my area people were posting about orange water and hard water etc.
I totally forgot I have a water filter cuz allergies. So I turn on the shower head and there was like no water pressure. Open that shower head and it's so dark and full of sediment and literally orange wtf
Probably escaped death 3 times on the way to work in a subaru. The roads were insane and the city didn't plow great.
Despite this laughing at the weather "Bombogenesis". Sitting here on a brief break thinking ah yes, marvel player Bombogenesis from the east cost is at it again with the mix up
*Me looking at my husband seriously*
Husband "what"
Me: should we get a... the machine, you know the one that makes uncrustables?
Husband: how much are they?
Me: 8 bucks
Husband: that could be good.
It's snowing again.
I'm going to attempt to recreate levain chocolate chip cookies today to keep the house warm.
Yesterday I made gnocchi from scratch.
Just trying to eat and stay warm.
Me clenching my comforter and 3 throw blankets. Yay, it's twice as warm tonight, it's 32 degrees, I can sleep tonight...
You know the world is going under when your sister texts you and is excited to go to Alaska and is bragging that it's going to be WARMER than where you're at in New England.
Bruh, New England is cursed soil.
At latest I know if the world went post apocalyptic, the wild turkeys and rabbits in my neighborhood would be free game. Even in winter they're letting off the sensors for the flood lights on the side of the house and I can watch them running around.
I went for a massage today and the masseuse asked if I was in a car accident recently because my neck and shoulders were messed up.
I said no, that's just like that because life is hard babe.
2025 hit me like a Ford pick up you know?
She started laughing, then went, seriously, you're messed up
*laughs in beavis and butthead*
2026 is the Sirens of Titan timeline.
Omg 😲 I was in that 😳
Driving to work in winter really be like, ah is this person cutting me off or are they sliding on black ice, nobody knows. It's a mystery.
*sigh*
Some people are out there praying for work, and others are asking for time to leave work to take a shit at home.
Wild. These are wild times.
Someone at work asked if they could leave early today because they legit didn't want to go to the bathroom at work and their stomach hurt.
And I looked at them straight in the face and said, "deadass, you don't shit at work?" They said no because they don't want anyone to hear.
Bruh.
We're at a bar eating beignets and drinking in Boston and this place is blasting the weekend.
Suddenly I feel like I'm being transported back to 2010.
I found out that the Philippines has their own separate El Pollo Loco which has fucking unlimited margaritas!
Wtf bruh, why don't we have anything nice.
We've been living off of crock pot meals
Thank goodness I'm fat, I have that extra reserve to protect me this winter. T-T.
