The only people who will understand this are on this platform: I hate when I turn on Buzzr and it's the newer versions of Tattletales because the theme song is so subpar.

Happy to be heard!

How do I apply for the job of yelling HABEMUS PAPUM? And fwiw, I say humbly, no one could do it better.

I'm pretty sure the only people excited about Lilo & Stitch are Lilo & Stitch.

LEAVE SOME FOR THE FISHES

Present day children drink more water in one day than I did during the entire Clinton administration.

It was a beautiful farm!

The end descent of Spaceship Earth

It's like living in Sum of All Thrills

Never had it all in the same day before!

For those of you not currently in the Chicago area, we are enjoying a mighty Thunderstorm as we speak, and are expecting 1-3 inches of snow tonight. So there's that.

It was 80 here on Friday and is snowing today, but climate change is not real. Got it.

I'd immediately hire anyone who started a post on Linkedin with "I'm not excited at all to announce..."

If my math is correct, I should be getting off the waitlist for tickets to see a taping of the Oprah show sometime this month!

AP US History question in 2045: "True or False: in 2025, the President got into a shouting match with a world leader and pardoned a dead baseball player who was never accused of committing a crime in less than a 24 hour period?"

It's physically impossible not to dance when hearing the "Abbott Elementary" theme song.

#SNL50 is upon us! Cast Members:
Fred Armisen (2002-2013)
Jon Lovitz (1985-1990)
Tim Meadows (1991-2000)
Sarah Silverman (1993-1994)
Norm Macdonald (1993-1998)
Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981)
Nora Dunn (1985-1990)
Heidi Gardner (2017-Present)
Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)

I updated to the new ios and now I am not getting any group texts. Advice?

Trimming your toenails should be considered cardio.

I'm gonna say what everyone is thinking: I don't think that groundhog has any formal training in meteorology.

This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK

Richard Dawson, but close

Way too easy. @goawaygreen.bsky.social

I'm watching an old Match Game and the contestant is OJ Simpson trial witness Ron Shipp. I might be the only person in the world who noticed this.

I'm usually a very calm person, but when I see that my instacart shopper is working on multiple orders, I'm a total mess.

In case you're feeling young today, a student asked me this morning if I know the name of "the old lady who pushes the letters on Wheel of Fortune."

So there's that.

Twice!

I don't need to buy ice today, I can tell you that

This isn't even realistic.

That's good to know! I have no idea how I missed it this long!