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mf said came her

totally forgot about this egg man

I would like to figure out how to like this game but I find it impenetrable

is it the golden state warriors

bout to be 59-1 😞

robert blake in lost highway

A Wrinkle in Time

I'd buy that for a dollar.

From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File

is this real?

sept! c’est un petite déficit Jean Hollangé!

goddamn that curry, goddamn him!

definitely — most competitive multiplayer games for example have very light (and often kinda dumb) narrative framing but we love em don’t we

…but ARE you? 👀

Is it superman

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ooh damn yeah that’d be rough

oh what was it before?

corn hat ☹️

I had no idea this was a take going around!

Ridiculous imo

I got this game I do not understand how to play it so I have fun

Definitely user error

I ate a piece of that in Iceland one time

It was as you would expect

- Midsommar 2019

Seinfeld

confusing character