Everybody hates NoVA until they need us to save democracy.

I love Philly

Lunch walk with the bestie

It’s a thankless job, luckily I’m petty and enjoy working for free 😉

Oh so that’s how they’re gonna do it…

You can be violent and proficient without murdering PUCs. Super easy. All you have do do is not shoot a zip tied dude in the head.

Thats the trick.

Jonny No Wars is a paid shill and keyboard warrior, and in his mind he would have won the wars and killed all the terrorists had he been there.

Real post from a real president reposted by an official page.

He’s lost his mind.

La Bistecca alla Florentina, so they do specify

Pizza time @8stringandsushi.bsky.social

@allthingscivil.bsky.social and I hyping each other up to wreck house on the Internet

IYKYK

I know Dave Gardner. Tremendous leader, smart. Last week I was working w/a Brigade staff at NTC. The chaplain and JAG had previously worked for Gardner. One said he routinely texts those who once worked for him just to check in. He’s authentic and highly respected.

I dunno man. Seems pretty illegal to me.

This is who runs this account.

The Great Khan comes from the North.

Mom vs Dad - I feed him blueberries.

Accurate depiction of the size of my head vs Ozzy’s, we just can’t stop feeding him

I gave Oswald half of a donut hole.

He has not moved or stopped staring for eight minutes now.

He waits. He knows there are more, and that it is only a matter of time.

I am a one woman USO because I support you, The Troops

Me: “Hey how’d you like Fit For An Autopsy?”
My wife: “blechhhhh” <crowdkills a teenager>

Communists: I’m not your guy. I loathe everything about you. Your beliefs are incompatible with reality. I’m not here to debate with you, much in the same way I do not debate crazy people at bus stops.

Brendan Carr, FCC chair, threatens broadcaster licenses. This is a violation of the First Amendment.

First Amendment violation, Brendan.

I wonder if a class-action lawsuit (with 320 million of us being the injured class) might change your mind.

Do this and ALL of us will see you in court.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

Folks, 2026 Primaries are coming up fast.

Please #Vote💙

Your #Vote is your Voice...Use it...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Long way to say “I’ve never deployed” and “I’m an idiot”

When your husband loves you

Hey gang is it good when a despotic regime moves their people to military bases? Is there a historical preced-oh. Hang on.

👉👂

I’m being told this is usually followed by announcements that cripple democracies, remove freedoms, and that are just generally uncool for everybody.

As a point of comparison, the US spent $21 billion in FY 2022 to feed billions of breakfasts and lunches to kids in schools across our whole country for an entire year under the universal school meals program that was later discontinued.

That’s me.