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Posts by Farts

rent took all of my money last week I just haven’t had any for the rest

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long is the week that I don’t get fucking paid oh my god

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bluesky making me age verify to open my dms, I didn’t want to dm anyone anyway this is fire

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god fuck i love my boyfriend

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he also apologised for a girl flirting with him in my dream sweetie pie levels are off the fucking chart

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what did i do to deserve him oh my god

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he fucking kept the rocks and shell I collected at the beach and is making jewellery out of them

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got myself into an awkward situation yayyy

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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he’s all I’ve ever dreamed of

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literally the most “I’ll do anything for you” fruit

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he made me a pomegranate salad….y’know

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god i love him raaaggghhhhh

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chat this might be the man I do a morticia and gomez addams costume with chat

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i love my boyfriend!!!!

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affirmations: he doesnt dislike me, he just didn’t **** ** like a bajillion times

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Merry Christmas to those that celebrate!!!!!

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what the fuck was i on about this morning

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almost forgot it just wasn’t that deep for him

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it just wasn’t that deep for him, was it?

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all men have is the fucking audacity and we continue to let them

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and a “did he ask me out again just to rub salt in the wound?” mood

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in a “why was it easy for him to treat her like that but hard for him to do even after I told him how it made me feel” type mood

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okay fine, it was more impulsive than that

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but the concept of a robot matchmaking is philosophically enthralling

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really an impulsive thing because it’s ai matchmaking but I don’t respect professional matchmaker as a career, they could find another pseudo-science

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liek fuckign

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going to this matchmqking thing in this fit that i thought was cute and I accidentally dressed like the trad wife meme

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very close that one

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almost humanised him after he took her to all the places we went to phew

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all he ever wanted

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