Think you have to factor in the natural tendency for estate agents to favour the upside...

Didn't realise houses have guaranteed fixed prices..
... oh wait... they don't.

In your opinion.

Ban the frauds

Old tit in front of us has it on a cap...

Behave yourself.

It’s a picture of my book.

It’s publication day for ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.

It’s a book, by me.

It contains some poems.

You can get it in bookshops.

Err, that’s it.

*end of promotional post*

Pete Hegseth quotes the Bible… but uses Pulp Fiction version The secretary of war appeared to mix up Ezekiel 25:17 with Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 rendering during a prayer at the Pentagon

Tomorrow, the talentless, tattooed tit takes on the "Royale with Cheese" scene... claiming it was from the Last Supper...

www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

UK economy was growing faster than expected in February before Iran war began – business live UK economy smashes forecasts with 0.5% growth in February

On so many levels Trump is such poison. Feel for Rachel Reeves here... no wonder she called him out this week.

www.theguardian.com/business/liv...

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

There is a direct line from Andrea Leadsom lecturing Pascal Lamy (former director-general of the WTO) on the scope & purpose of the WTO to JD Vance lecturing the Pope on theology. Brexit married weapons grade ignorance to epic entitlement in ways that hadn’t been seen for ages. And on it goes…

We stood together as a city.

Businessman sues BA for £50,000 after cutting finger on flight Andrew Chesterton claims he suffered ‘flashbacks and nightmares’ after catching his hand on a sharp object when reaching down between two seats

Self entitled rich screwing who they can for what they can - part 172

The absolute melt.

www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...

My response to the Southport inquiry: the one lesson we definitely did learn is that some idiot spreading misinformation online can lead to widespread riots among knuckle-dragging racist fuckwits.

''I smacked myself over the head with a frying pan. Now my head really hurts.. and I've nothing to cook my breakfast with.''

don't dismiss others' differing views as "not understanding". It is as unintelligent as me saying you are wildly naïve, which I am sure you are not

Though I applaud every word of Davey here.. it is an easy position to take when you're not having km run the country and manage the crazy tyrant from a position where our security and intelligence is so intertwined with theirs

Running out of words for the inspirational genius of 'old man' Jimmy Anderson..

A Lancashire hero

Anderson
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Thanks JD Vance for the help
bsky.app/profile/seth...

💥🇭🇺With 95% of votes counted, Hungary’s map shows the opposition Tisza party crushing Fidesz 94–12 in constituencies. Péter Magyar has secured a 2/3 majority, asked President Tamás Sulyok and other Orbán loyalists to resign immediately, and announced his first visit to Warsaw.

Rory. Rosie. The Masters.

It's all just

Remember when the WP meant Watergate and fearless journalism... not tech bro play thing.. so sad to see

Also, a special congrats to Chinless Nazi Care Bear, JD Vance, who managed to actually COST Orbán a reported three points with his visit.

Well played, couchfucker.

Hungary.. we're proud of you

Next.. people of Britain... time to join them back in Europe

May the long return to sanity start here

America had never been better off than it was in 2024 and a majority of Americans still felt the world owed them a better deal, and were willing to elect a corrupt sex pest who'd tried to overthrow their democracy to get it.

That needs to be reckoned with. Vibecession feels like a way to dodge it.

Can they also measure nihilism, bone headed stupidity or latent racism?

Rory.. the boy's a magician...

Come on Tommy the toffee...

Coventry v Sheff Weds tomorrow - can there ever have been more distance between clubs in a top v bottom clash ? 89 points - from 84 to minus 5 (bless the Owls) @gavinbuckland1.bsky.social