The first time he came out with this percentage shit they should have stopped the interview and asked him to explain himself.

Also, the name of the chairman is Mr Crapo

Great all round.

Brighton & Hove Albion 3 - Chelsea 0

Good fun at the Amex.
#bhafc

The national lottery was only set up to catch time travellers.

They also have their timetables on their phones, but can't get their phones out to check their timetables. It's so badly considered.

If our son gets a detention the only way to find out is by the phone app but if you get your phone out you get a detention.

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

If its any help we live right on the coast and I still get awful hayfever. Mine is the later phase of it, late May onwards.

I think the pollution and everything else in built up areas does make it worse.

I grew up about 3 miles along the coast from it. It's definitely there.

Bluebells & dogs at Stanmer Park, Brighton

We saw some yesterday, seems like a good year for them.

Second again, olé olé

Norman Collier for the vinyls generation

Whenever I see this in the chazza I always think I've found this instead:

Saving this for the next time the tired 'British Food' discourse starts again

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

Would watch.

Pick that out

🎶 we're lost in / listen to the music 🎶

Failed state.

Meet the waxwork Beatles

Great Yarmouth Waxwork Museum:

Yeah, drew at Liverpool 3-3

Tory bin juice

Plan B relies on getting these lads involved.

Making the most of my Sunday by hate scrolling Coachella on Instagram.

I'm early 50's and they were absolutely ancient when I was a kid. Really odd.

I get unduly annoyed when they play this on the radio on a day that isn't a Saturday.

After Christmas lunch for us, so about 3pm. Was really rubbish.

Fucking eggs

Then you see them typing, then stop typing, then start typing, then stop typing, then nothing....