Panel 1: On the left, a green wug holding a Palestine flag, on the right, a blue wug holding an Ukraine flag. They both say: "there's no peace as long as there's ongoing subjugation". Panel 2: They both say: "oh so now you care about self-determination". Panel 3: A smiling pink wug says: "wow we all agre-". The green wug and the blue wug both say: "absolutely not, this cause is different"
Panel 1: A tired green wug with a flat cap is holding a sign that says: "SOME SICK LEAVE". An older yellow wug says: "Back in my day, I didn't complain" Panel 2: The green wug says: "Well thank god others did" Panel 3: A pink wug with a baseball cap is holding a sign that says: "MORE SICK LEAVE". An older blue wug says: "Back in my day, I didn't complain" Panel 4: There's a speech bubble coming out the pink wug suggesting that the first 2 panels were the reply of the pink wug.
Panel 1: A pink wug holding a protest sign says to a pair of purple wugs holding hands: "look, I'm really a live and let live type of guy". Panel 2: The sign is revealed to be a no car sign. The pink wug continues: "I just don't think the government should cater to it". The first purple wug has the thinking emoji face and says "hmm". The second purple wug says quietly: "I will add this to the gay agenda".
Panel 1: Pink wugs form a pyramid shape to match the height of a blue wug with a top hat standing on top of a factory with a brand logo. The pink wug at the top of the wug pyramid is holding a sign that reads: "Union now". The blue wug says: "banding together like this provides no benefits". Panel 2: The pink wug holding the sign points at what is behind the blue wug and says: "then what's that all about?" Panel 3: We zoom out to a pyramid shaped chart of different brands being held under subsidiaries which are in turns being held by other holding companies.
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I spent an hour writing a long elaboration, go on twitter, shit's broken, will probably post it tomorrow if it's fixed 😭
Twitter breaking saved my ass from getting beat even more in the quote tweets and replies 🙏. Tbf I deserved it
NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY
Panel 1: A blue wug with a top hat says to a pink wug: "if you disagree, just vote with your dollar" Panel 2: A zoom out reveals that the blue wug brought a cart holding a giant bag of money while the pink wug only holds a single bill
A pink astronaut is looking at a blob called "the gay agenda" with the gay crossed out in red and replaced with trans instead. The blob contains multiple phrases: high mortality rate as moral failing, it's a social contagion, it's a lifestyle, it's an illness, locker room panic, feminist language weaponization. The pink astronaut says: "wait, it's all recycled?" The blue astronaut behind them, pointing a gun at them, says: "always has been"
Panel 1: A yellow wug says to a purple wug: "we were fine with gay people, unlike this trans stuff that goes too far" Panel 2: It's revealed that the yellow wug is holding a sign that says "gays are groomers" were gay crossed out and replaced with "trans"
Panel 1: A pink wug looks at a grey wug with SS tattoos doing the roman salute and says: "dude, they're a nazi" Panel 2: A dark blue wug gets in between them and says: "oh so everyone you don't like is a nazi". The grey wug now has a military hat Panel 3: The dark blue wug continues: "we need proof before throwing out accusations". The grey wug now has a nazi armband Panel 4: The dark blue wug turns around and says: "actually, they're a fed for sure"
no true nazi