“Maaaan, there’s alotta jawns in this jawn” -overheard at the Philly airport
Posts by Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire
i’ve done five interviews about my new special/album coming out tomorrow and i have no idea if i’ve said anything “controversial” - youtube.com/playlist?lis...
We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
I. AM. SOMEBODY. ✊🏽
Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson.
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Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB “I’m available right now to zoom for a hour!” You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)
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Salutations! Since I’m a comedian that loves art and hates AI, I hired an artist to animate some of my stand-up. I hope you enjoy it and maybe share if you enjoyed it or for solidarity even.
Animated by the talented Katie Hood.
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As a genuine old person, I can confirm that Carmen is correct, as always.
She's earned that Werther's butterscotch in my purse!
Ohh I love a Wertber’s!
For any animation enthusiasts, here’s her website so you can see Katie Hood’s other work
www.katieanimatie.com
Hi! I’m a comedian that’s not a fascist, please enjoy my comedy bits. I collab’d with a rad animator who is so cool she’s not on any social media but her name is Katie Hood!
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📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers!
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Ad for Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen featuring the always delightful Carmen Morales that says “watch on CBS [or] Paramount+
Fuck yea Carms! @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social
hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something
Christmas carolers but it’s just the ending of Sister Act 2
Had an incredible time tonight night hearing @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social’s new material! She destroyed!
Thank you, Carmen!
First show at #Denver Comedy Underground was so rad! Come see me this weekend if you’re in the area! Look how cool this place is 🤩
www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/120424
I’m streaming today if any of you fine folks want to come by and hang! Starting at 4pm ET/1pm PT
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Haaaaay wonderful humans! I’m gonna stream today 8pmET/5pmPT if you enjoy merriment & camaraderie w/ occasional swearing & jump scares.
twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...
Books fought the law and the law…actually upheld the law.
See you Saturday! 😁
Oddly fun.
Bipolar is often compared to Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde, but I think Ferris Bueller and Cameron is a way more apt comparison.
⭐️ NEW DATES ADDED ⭐️ what that means is more MORE PLACES! and MORE OF “IT”, the SHOW!
‼️Get More Info and Tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
Flattering @buzzfeed.com but not my joke. ai write it maybe? but if you said to chatgpt “write a joke in the style of jackie kashian” i still think that wouldn’t come up. just a misquote? The still is from my last special - which is on @800poundgorilla.bsky.social yt. I am not in therapy.
It means the POS is running out of money
Look at downtown LA right now
Doin a lil streamy stream today at 6pm ET/3pm PT if anyone is around! Gonna kill cult members (FarCry) n talk shit & tell tales of Limestone Comedy Festival. Hi🙋🏻♀️
twitch.tv/thefunnycarmen
Counting Crows is just Creed for girls.