faggot

wanna play ow with me 😁 @connoreatspants.bsky.social

girls y’all be peeing out y’all clint huh 😂😂

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*farts really loudly as you scroll past*

my.... camera roll?

i’m taken by my problematic husband. Thanks

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okie Yay

i’m already pregnant

I cant belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

This is not a satirical account. Everything I say here represents the Matthew "supertf" DeLisi Brand. Things I am too afraid for my main audience to hear. #GoWokeGoBroke

😞 gonna kill myself because of this. Great job.

I am.

Computer

cuz i’m gonna ask reeeaaalllyyyy nicely ok?

can i know who u are? :3 *nuzzles against you* pwetty pwease, ive been such a good boy *purrs in ur lap*

For this thanksgiving, the turkey isnt the only thing getting stuffed! #YupImGay #Bottom #Gay #UpTheBootyHole #Thanksgiving

Who Are You. Reveal yourself.

LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation - said “Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.

so what happens when two transguys date each other. is that like dividing by zero

When an ugly bitch call u twin.... No bitch!!!😭😭🙅‍♀️✋

when u got that #Sunday face on

hey Handsome... ;)

Idc

i kinda look like a faggggggooooooooott

R u srs.... Hi super... why isn't he reacting when I say his name? You lied to me youre likeall the ithers...

couldnt be me LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Winston haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao

Had to do it again. I hope thats OK with yiu gus. #lifeupdate

Its Matthew DeLisi. Capital L. because I am a Lover. I Love