Why don’t all episodes of Jeopardy have a sick stats segment like that YouTube version last night?? I want that all the time.

HA! Whaaaaat??

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

I also hate it when every contestant on Jeopardy is too young to know Boyz II Men.

I am personally offended by that cardiac medication ad using a soft contemporary version of Roxette’s “Listen To Your Heart.”

I’m a final jeopardy genius!

I would recommend doing something else on Sunday then.

The Films of the 98th Annual Academy Awards 2026 Special Issue

My thoughts on (almost) all of the nominated films.

BREAKING: This administration lies about everything.

I know I sound crazy but instead of spending a billion dollars in a day to kill people in another country we should try spending a billion dollars in a day to help people in this country.

From last night, I AM A FINAL JEOPARDY GENIUS!

My former MIL actually makes these with mini chocolate chips so they’re easier to put in your mouth than the ones with a giant Hershey’s kiss.

UK vs the World is doing a space themed girl group and Kate Butch’s band name ideas are all fucking perfect and no one gets them. I am so disappointed. #dragrace #ukvstheworld

This place needs a sampler flight.

Killer Queen 050

Dropping that new Lizzie Borden verse.

This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.

It's exactly what you voted for, tia.

Wrapped 049

Hey, last year happened.

You’re on your own, kid, and you always have been.

Joke’s on him, you’re also going to talk about terrible food.

I’m getting a new season of Scrubs for my birthday, guys! Just what I wanted!

I choose to believe Skip Gates blazed up with Wiz Khalifa during filming of this #FindingYourRoots

Thanks to the Golden Globes for reminding me I’ve always been in love with Don Cheadle.

Nikki is such a good awards show host!!!!

I could do without the Entertainment Tonight guy dishing gossip during the walkups, but okay. #goldenglobes

Discord walks like she’s trying to recline a chair and move forward at the same time. And it’s absolutely incredible that the judges refuse to tell her. How long will this go on??? How far back can she go???? #DragRace

Bragging about how many cognitive tests you’ve passed is not the flex the president thinks it is. I’ve passed zero cognitive tests, because NO ONE QUESTIONS MY COGNITIVE ABILITIES.

Both sins punishable by death, according to my bible. 🙄

From now on I hope anyone who gets on my bad side also pisses off 50 Cent.