Kyle Kinane is right - Trader Joe’s intentionally makes their parking lots smaller to make it seem like their stores are busier than they actually are

Side headlock takeover. Classic Dean Malenko maneuver.

At least I have a hockey team to root for in the playoffs

OH FUCKING WAIT #CBJ

I do not care how useful Kyle Isbel is in center. His plate discipline makes Kevin Kiermaier look like Willie Mays.

If he got sent down to AAA, I seriously think you’d have to hit him ninth there too. #KCRoyals

A competent team would have knocked out Kyle Bradish by the 3rd inning. But KC let him hang around long enough to figure out that the entire team will hack at his meatball curve like they’re trying to swat a moth. #KCRoyals

This team has never seen a breaking ball out of the zone that they won’t gleefully hack at. I’ve seen kids playing backyard wiffleball with better pitch recognition. #KCRoyals

Yep I think it’s safe to turn off Royals game alerts for the year on the ESPN app. #KCRoyals

Plenty of criticism on the right of the #SCOTUS leaker and the Times’s reporting, but has anyone actually responded to the argument that Roberts’s assessment of “irreparable harm” and his refusal to balance the equities is completely inconsistent with his subsequent behavior in all the Trump cases?

Jesus Christ the Royals are whatever the opposite of clutch is on offense

99 don’t mean shit if you can’t locate it, I’m afraid

I swear to god it’s like no one in KC’s lineup has seen a breaking ball before

STOP TAKING BATTING TIPS FROM PEDRO CERRANO

Ironic that the Penguins’ jerseys are the color of pee because they are pooping their pants rn #Flyers #NHL

“What if Iowa was somehow even less interesting?”

Yeah sadly I have been to Wilmington several times

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

SAME. I'm from Kansas originally and have never been to "Nebraska". It's all corn smut and mirrors.

I originally read his name as John Temus

As in Temu but plural

“Your honor, it’s called HEARsay, that’s how people consume the podcast! Inadmissible!”

TULANE BALL SECURITY LOCK IT Lock the Elbow RUB IT Rub the Nipple CHIN IT Típ to Chin CLAMP IT Clamp the Wrist ST

Good Night y’all.
Always remember ball security.

It's both. I want to like Leah but ....

That's a USVI native right there

"Pluto owes me $250"

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Years ago @mikeduncan.bsky.social told me "you can rewrite shit but you can't rewrite nothing" and it's made every draft easier since.

The next host of Tic Tac Dough

Just woke up from a nap. Lemme go see the box score….

JESUS CHRIST RAGANS ISSUED EIGHT WALKS???

We have a lot of poorly operated fast food establishments near us. But for some reason there’s a decently run Arby’s there too.

Roast beef stuff is eh, but their deli sandwiches and chicken items are pretty decent. Better than the memes would have us believe!

They’ve lost 6 straight - I hope there is clubhouse discord. The performance so far from the offense & bullpen has been awful. Guys should be upset.

Salvy’s hitting .160. Even if he doesn’t “need” a day off, he needs SOMETHING. Ideally moved down in the order. It’s massive lineup shakeup time.

I hope Slava Medvedenko is doing well

Imagine your Squirtle having a UTI