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What about you?

Some Jobs I Had (in order)

Mowing lawns
Calling Little League games
Demolishing a house
Warehouse worker
Pharmacy employee
Contract USPS station worker
Computer lab guy
IT technician
Consultant
Pastor
TA
Senior pastor
Adjunct professor
Japanese school teacher
Freelancer
Network engineer... 1/2

Exit 8 is a solid low budget horror movie.

Indeed!!!

I'm really just here to watch @duckvalentine.bsky.social play Zelda 2.

JD Vance is so incompetent that the highlight of his resume is being from Ohio.

OMG Reb are you streaming this? It's one of my all time favs.

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Tired: Looksmaxxing
Wired: Booksmaxxing
Inspired: Tom Nooksmaxxing

Aw man I really need to play Flower again.

I'm really enjoying beginning to make friends here in Canada. D&D group tomorrow! 🇨🇦

Always.

Me + a video game I love.

Jesus died on the cross to save you from Sonic lore.

My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.

My wife just said "let's watch Robocop tonight" and I have never been more turned on.

YAAAAAY!!!

This is like the least-weird thing Trump ever did.

Attention everyone. I really like living in Canada.

That is all. 🇨🇦

My dreams still look and feel like this.

Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.

Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.

There exists a small but very real and growing possibility that Artemis II comes home to nothing.

The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.

This is Nick Shirley and Big Balls, an idiot, self-absorbed fascist podcaster talking with one of the morons who dismantled the federal government for no good reason.

The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.

This Sunday, if someone tells you Happy Easter... well, if they're a performative MAGA evangelical shit or manosphere disciple... I encourage you to pummel them. These people really need a good pummeling or ten. Use a shovel or an air fryer if handy.

This is a real New York Times headline. "Experts Are Dubious" is the saddest little coda on the colossal institutional madness of this era. Print those words on humanity's tombstone.