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Posts by CptMaximum

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

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#LFGIGI #ImmerScreen

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【"ENigmatic Recollection" Chapter 3】

セシリア・イマーグリーンさん
Cecilia Immergreen

#ENreco #hololiveEN

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Important message

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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

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Gollum: The Lord of Ring 10-Inch Plush is $1 on Woot buff.ly/rfqYtK8 #ad

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This is my screaming tree. I've been going there a lot this year.

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crow and tom servo (the cats)

crow and tom servo (the cats)

the men

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the portrait of Coach McGuirk from Home Movies

the portrait of Coach McGuirk from Home Movies

jake sent me an ominous black envelope with no return address and the only thing inside was a postcard sized portrait of coach mcguirk

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-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

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A pixel art image of the face of a bear from the video game "Altered Beast" (1989). Its expression is one of "grim bear determination".

A pixel art image of the face of a bear from the video game "Altered Beast" (1989). Its expression is one of "grim bear determination".

Hello. It is me. I am Bear, from Sega's hit 1988 game, Altered Beast. I hope your day is going well. Do you have any honey. Hello

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Requiem for the dead. Boysenberry treats for the living. Join us as we eat our way through Knott’s Boysenberry Festival as the hottest day of the year slowly kills us in “BOYSENBERRY FESTIVAL: REQUIEM” (FULL 90 MINUTE MOVIE) youtu.be/X-7hqG-BT68?...

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#UglyFuckingTriangleFromMarioWorld

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Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

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If I had been to the moon - which I HAVEN’T; I have NEVER been to the moon NOR been told its terrifying secrets, nor borne witness to what lives inside, if “live” is even an accurate description - but if I had, which again I stress I have NOT, then I would simply deny everything

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What the… five astronauts came out??

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a simple and small drawing of a cat captioned "real molecule hours start now. get under a microscope or get gone".

a simple and small drawing of a cat captioned "real molecule hours start now. get under a microscope or get gone".

#catcrumb

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oh my god oh my god oh my god

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www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

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The Mega64 “All Gods Die At My Hand” black t shirt with a cute bunny holding a carrot.

The Mega64 “All Gods Die At My Hand” black t shirt with a cute bunny holding a carrot.

Wearing my Easter best today

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😚❌

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Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

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Checking in NASA'S live stream of the Artemis II and just noticed they have Sailor Moon's Artemis watching as well. I love dorks

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"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch."

― Edgar Mitchell

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