Why would they do that when they can add a few more 0s to their net worth and more evil people to governments?!

Not Chewy being implicated! Now I know their annual happy birthday cards for my cats are actually dripping with evil.

As have all the social media apps. :') Why is everything terrible?

I keep losing Substack subscribers, but they can't hurt me. I've also been rejected for the 150-plus jobs I've applied for since September.

Cartoon from NYer depicting baseball announcers in booth: "New rule this year - the pitcher or catcher may challenge the batter's walk-up music"

Me: Why are your mashed potatoes SO good? Let me watch what you do.
Him: [adds five times more butter than I do]

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husband...

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

I saw him get his groove back, even though I had no idea who he was before or even really now. (What have I become?!)

Most people say when you lack swagger you can recognize it better. It’s one of my gifts.

You make the prettiest pizzas. The pictures make me yearn for simpler Instagram days.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

I think most of us keep "busy" to stave off the feeling that we're not actually doing anything. We're all trying. Life's nonsense is just trying harder.

You're never going to believe this, but Devin "I Have a Pet Bunny" Cooley appeared in yet another one of my newsletters.

We're all so nice to each other. We really do all deserve the thumbs up treatment from our siblings.

Brother responds to affection with thumbs up treatment

Standard affectionate texts with my oldest brother, who turns 45 today.

Awww, that is a bummer! I liked them.

open.substack.com/pub/felina51...
Hey babes of Bluesky -- I wrote about how ABS can affect the experience of watching/playing baseball from a psycho-social perspective. Per usual, there is a touch of numbers and my dumb brand of humor.

TAP in here... ha, get it?

i chat*GPT** all the time. *about **the Gallons of Pollution we Treat Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District

sewers are data centers.

Another piece of evidence to add to the "MLB is evil" file.

My Fancestor podcast debuts next week, maybe! First guest is @garretheinrich.bsky.social talking Athletics fandom, including:

•Legacy of the Bash Bros.

•Retired numbers

•Did the "Sell" movement help or hurt the cause?

•Father and son frivolity

•Why he's following the A's to Vegas

...and more!

Correction to the previous post, the Giants have six hits, tying their season total entering the game.

Assuming I don't screw anything up - always a chance! - my Fancestor podcast should be available at the usual podcast emporiums

When I first read "car seat food reviewers", I was picturing someone pulling fries and sandwich crusts out of a car seat and reviewing them. Maybe she should do that instead, with that sort of tip.

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their v...

“Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the price of a barrel of crude to plunge 10%,” said Georgetown University economics professor Elizabeth Murphy

“If they wanna pay me like Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego”

- Rickey 35:24

"I drive a 1990s sedan."

Bunts are the sluttiest thing a man can do.

I think bunts are sexy

I love my dog and adopting her was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. But also sometimes I question the devotion to a creature whose big life goal is eating a bee.