Terry-Thomas is like Rick Ross. Rich, somewhat caddish, great on other people's stuff but not so great on his own. Also alliterative #TerryThomas #RickRoss

These large language models are inaccurate... too true. They think Claudio Braga plays for Celtic. #newsnight

On "reading the full article", feel it might be a press release

Fuck me, this has taken longer than Peter Rabbit 2. And at least that had Covid as an excuse. Still it's on the way now. We've all been waiting

Is Fraser Nelson sane? New discussion please #newsnight

And don't get started on Apple TV? 99% GUFF. No wonder it comes free with your bank account

How many pointless movie streaming sites are there? 7,843? What a fiasco. Every few weeks you have to sign up for a free trial just to watch one film, then cancel it. In between you find out that, apart from the one film, everything else on it is (a) pish or (b) on the other sites.

Students who support reform story

It's just a nightmare really

It's a real shame only 352 people watch #newsnight. If they had a few million Reform would be finished

Laila Cunningham doesn't know the difference between an "act of war" and a "war crime", maybe just don't have her on. #Newsnight

Let's be frank the deputy editor of the Observer doesn't know what Iran is going to do about the Strait of Hormuz #newsnight

Sure Steve Baker said he was going to seize control didn't he? That was ages ago. What happened? #newsnight

Trump's like a fahckin' football psycho but his firm don't fancy the opposition much. Come on you cahnts, get involved

Nothing more cringe-inducing than Nick Robinson being cosily nostalgic. Even worse than him being a ludicrous Tory. Just do the news man #r4today

Cool. Clapping in the crowd as an NHS worker says "It's very hyopcritical for a Tory to say..." before he says what they've been saying. Too many people tie themsevles in knots trying to depict Tories as decent in some way #bbcqt

Who is this moron? Oh, it's some lord. Throw him off the airwaves and preferably out the country #r4today

Heavy Lungs? Mouth Ulcers? All band names should be submitted for clearance to a committee. Preferably chaired by me

Melanie Hargreaves' Father's Jaguar YouTube video by The Jazz Butcher - Topic

You can't beat a well-punctuated not to mention brilliant song by the Jazz Butcher #jazzbutcher
youtu.be/57u_8NTV4nM?...

DEEfense and OHfense have made their way from NFL punditry to our leaders' war chat #warrready

Whoever wrote the AI prompt for a cold-eyed soulless Tory journalist promoting war over welfare got it spot on. Almost seems real #bbcqt

Peston, Mason & co are thirsty for war. Gagging for it. Let's get 'em out there! #warready

Certain presenter suggesting people in Iran don't know what the rest of the world is like, as if it's N Korea unplugged or an off-grid ranch ... get a grip. This is drivel #r4today

How do you "lay down your arms" if there's no one actually there to surrender to? What do you do - just put them down, then call up and say, Right, ok, we've done that? Asking for a friend

Hey @support.bsky.team how about a poll facility? Missing stuff like the World Cup of Teabags

Depends how many greatest albums of all time you're talking about

Stop halfway through to go and finish another job

Tour starts Thursday! Shame I can’t bring the Gas ‘n’ Air band over from Mexico, but the Balloon acoustic trio is sounding equally fab, plus there’s @timkeegan.bsky.social and @dannythechamp.bsky.social to enjoy. Londons sold out but tickets for other shows via the bio or linktr.ee/balloontheband

Lately hearing the "Green Party of England and Wales", presumably a schism to distance themselves from the Scottish strain of derangement. Seem to share some pathologies though, eventually to be recognised by the people of England and Wales #byelection #GortonAndDenton

Marvin Gaye Live at the London Palladium, and ATV Live At Rat Club. They're all in tonight, Sandy Robertson

PROUDLY helping people choose car parks SINCE 2022