Magnificent

There’s even a Hank Hill meme for that!

I just made a face like I stuck my hand in murky cold dish water and touched something that was moving.

Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"

dudes rock

Today I planted a rose bush in Millie’s garden spot. I hope it grows well this summer. I hope she likes it, wherever she is.

The 4K UHD blu ray edition of Point Blank starring Lee Marvin.

This lovely came in the mail for me. A Lee Marvin movie is always a welcome addition to the collection.

Finally got some flowers planted today. Feeling rather accomplished with that, so I'm rewarding myself with a movie.

Is he too turtley for the Turtle Club?

When your life is a mess
And you're fucked in the head
At least you have
Garlic Bread.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Whoever they were, they were so lucky to be loved by you.

I'm sad no James Garner but I respect your choices.

Feel better.

We call this “Funeral Meat.”

I'm 46 years old and I instinctively apologized to a paper towel dispenser the other day because I pulled the paper towel a little too hard. But please, do tell me how this sort of parenting is good for children.

The special cookies and tea helped. Thank god. I was getting ready to break out The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, which is my Ultimate Secret Weapon when the book is being contrary.

I broke into my special stash of chai cookies and made myself a cup of pumpkin spice tea to try to get the last little bit of this chapter finished before I go to bed tonight. The writing has been a slog but I'm trying to persevere. Some nights its the best you can do.

I love how Vincent Price committed to the bit no matter what he was in.

It's sitting right beside my work station at the kitchen table. I looked over and found it just sitting there. Staring at me. I was unnerved.

My hand holding up a giant sweet potato with purple sprouts standing up about 8 inches from one end.

So I apparently forgot about this sweet potato.

ooooooooh snap

A plushie of a white and tan Jack Russell puppy with a tag that says Miyoni tots.

I got myself a plushie of Taterhead, or as close to one as I could, as he is a one of a kind special little dude.

A white rose blooming against a green background.

A bloom on my Pope John Paul rose. Every day I get to say “I’m going outside to chat with the Pope” and it tickles the hell out of me.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

I went 11 days without a migraine. That’s pretty damn good.

They made a robot that runs as goofy as Steven Segal. But we already have a Steven Segal at home.

that too

A dinner of fried potatoes, two fried green tomato slices, two pieces of salt meat, and a bowl of brown beans and crumbled corn bread.

Appalachian dinner. Beans and cornbread, fried green tomatoes, fried potatoes, and salt meat. Healthy? Absolutely not. But it fed generations of us when we had nothing else.

I treated myself to a Black Phoenix Alchemy perfume today because it has been The Week from Hell here at Casa Price and I want to smell like a haunted cherry sundae. I got Blood Kiss, for anyone wondering.

Fixed red beans and rice for dinner and I may have made them almost too spicy for even me to eat. This is an accomplishment I am so proud of. Granted, this is probably only medium spicy for the average purveyor, but for me, this is something. I love pain-food. Give me the heat.

That's exactly what it is, but I will go back to using a ding-damn typewriter before I use AI