I’M NOT A MONSTER!!!

Thank you! 😘💙

There are few things I find more repulsive than someone who claims to be a wounded Vet. This is yet another asshole who would never pass out of a confirmation hearing.

His 17,000 sq. foot Palm Beach compound is appraised at $141M, so yeah, he should be just fine

I am literally crying watching this. Not a single one of the people who ran past that man were going to win that race, yet they couldn’t/wouldn’t stop to help.

I was very happy under my rock. Now I know who Brianna Wu is and, well, that sucks.

How many cups of coffee does Bobby’s new food pyramid recommend?

Is it still sleep apnea if you’re awake? Is it woke apnea?

WTAF is Eisen doing here?!?

Damn. Really wishing my mom hadn’t sold her shares in that coal mining company in Illinois. Who knew? 😆

The alt text 😂🤤😍

Has served me (and mine) well over the years!

Champions adjust.

I will not be the least bit surprised if they release a video of them “seeing what’s on board” like it’s a YouTuber unboxing vid.

And Bessent.

I’m sure Hegseth would say it’s tongue of the fatted calf. Winning! 😑

I’m absolutely positive he turns her off. 😆

😂😂😂

My namesake. ❤️

a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen " ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "

She is the least liked First Lady in history.

He should be lashing out at Switzerland any time now.

There are a whole bunch of disbarment proceedings that will need to be started once we get the WH back in 2028.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

I want whatever Hassett is smoking.

We tried that once and it didn’t work. Maybe the second time’s the charm. We do have a LOT more to use against her! 😈

And then what?