Without saying Gundam, name a giant robot.

Charm bracelet bar at work… I want to meet the folks who are making these bracelets…

...that tracks... 😉

…and we love it!!! Send us more!!!

…I’ve been a bad bad girl..

I am a monster. This is me —

hmmm... maybe you need a cleanse? release that breaking energy...

…that hurts for realz…

Love this. Thank you, doll❤️

🔮 if you have the energy for one more....

If you see this post a robot.

Love is finding someone you can send funny halloween lewds to...just because...

Such a great collection of stories!!!

Smut rarely surprises me… today it did. Pages of descriptive touch (heavy petting,etc) then a single sentence about a violent sexual act (situation? Outcome) that had me gasping and throwing the book across the room. Then the monster “heals” her with “magic touch.” I’m all for dark romance but ugh.

Throw in a macro or two and it’s a party!

Ugh… Craft hazard!!!

Ummm…are you ok?

This is literally the most helpful thing I’ve read today! 🫑

…getting my babygirl energy back….

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

1. Monster smut / dark romance
2. Applying false lashes
3. Indie-tronica and electro-sleeze music

...and just like that, you can go home. You wonder why you ran away. Regret you did. Feel thankful you could return.

Hope you feel better soon

Subtly downgrade a band

The Rolling Pebbles

Learning to differentiate being alone from being lonely.

A former colleague asked me to record the intro to his podcast series. Evidently, I have that unique combo of "MILF + NPR broadcaster + Midwestern lilt + Hint of Whiskey" voice. Between you and me, its actually "tired old lady" voice.

Wishing I had the courage to be happy.

Gun N’ Rose

My first dance with “pumpkin sauce”— it slaps

So much for 4 weeks of S’bux sobriety…

so cute!!!!