it starts as a horrifying monster the size of a gerbil and by the time it's 23 it's kind of okay

can you pet the cat

im learning that if only i were a detestable tan guy i could date natalie portman

policy consultant:
(bipartisanally) "But what if we kill the right people?"

and from today:

Real Follower Countó @re... • 10s @cedarp.bsky.social has 88 real
followers
(followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)

@realfollowers.bsky.social how about now

great news for businesses that passed those tariffs on to consumers, who will not be refunded

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

since the php article at least

can confirm. has been eevee as long as i can remember

@realfollowers.bsky.social yo

[ ] Keep me signed in
and other lies

are bananas more radioactive than your lenses?

people need access to the care they need access to 😔

and the side effects of NOT undergoing HRT? also irreversible (based on the age of when therapy begins)

this is incredible in the most embarrassing connotation of the word i can imagine conjuring

the country will collapse when this man takes over when It Happens

Any government that isn't right now accelerating plans to transition to 100% clean, renewable energy is either:

a. Incompetent
b. In the pockets of people who'd rather they didn't
c. a & b

thank you!

what was the original insult?

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein…

Imagine that.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

lmao and this comic is Loss

it's because it's class propaganda. appease your overlords with all your will to live!

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨

albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...

several times seeing "thought bubble of a sandwich over his head" in different contexts this week is a sign that i need to get more excited about sandwiches

how much money does the marine corps lose