screaming from the heavens ONCE AGAIN that this comes out *TOMORROW*!!!

i'm terrified! but its gonna happen!!!

Isaac Asimov was looking for a job, and Robert Heinlein went "hey, Navy Shipyard needs extra hands and the work is easy, I got you."

Jimi Hendrix enlisted in the Army and even got his Paratrooper wings, but was known to spend more time in Nashville playing sets. He got discharged.

Small World.

You have to deal with the businesses you stopped from Coup'ing you, have to deal with a hostile opposition party and are also wanting to assist in a war that is divisive and misunderstood.

And British Intel goes "here's a list of your enemies that our agent has personally cucked. Cheers."

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

FDR knew that Roald Dahl (Yes, the James and the Giant Peach guy) was sleeping with politician's wives as part of British Intel efforts to build support for WW2.

But he allowed it for the leverage.

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

"I am a weak little child who can never think beyond my own satisfaction. Jingle the keys you jerks, how dare you make me try to think about bigger things!!"

Folks like this are legit embarrassing.

this is an incredibly sketchy story and so far all the people involved in breaking / spreading it are deeply unreliable sources

Harada must be fuming right now, absolutely ready to EWGF the Capcom offices.

RUMOR - Tifa is coming to Season 4 of Street Fighter 6 YouTube video by rooflemonger

Lets talk Tifa in SF6
Yall know I do not waste my time reporting on obviously fake leaks, im not desperate for clicks like some others.
But this? There's actually something to it. I first heard about Tifa quite some time ago

youtu.be/ww11hUEEHSk

lol

If it IS true:

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Is my take.

I got a pretty good idea why.

Ok, but that list is also hilarious.

The Les Misérables Fighting Game YouTube video by grayfruit

Are you guys aware of the Les Mis japanese fighting game where the personification of judment is a fighter? No? Well because it's time.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

New Demo Reel!

My name is Chris Fresch. I'm an American-Australian voice actor known for grounded performances with depth & complexity. This demo reel was produced by the incredible @justrandygreer.bsky.social & @melissamedinavo.bsky.social of @scarygoodstudio.bsky.social. Many thanks to them both!

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

hello tim mr. onion aka @bencollins.bsky.social ,

please hire me. i owe adobe photoshop ten million dollars and they are forcing me to post this image i made. i can no longer afford ten thousand steaks a day. thank you.

- unemployed brain pill advocate

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com

Humans only. no ai.

theonion.info

Plugging. The gravest sin.

Alex is from Shelbyville

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Alex got the Incest Patch.

Now we gotta wait for Ingrid, Queen of All Cosmos to come out.

Kotaku hires Rebekah Valentine as Senior Reporter as site expands under new ownership Owner Keleops says that traffic has doubled in under a year; further hires planned to drive further growth

I work at Kotaku now! :)

You can go watch back today's KFGD to hear me talk about it a little if you want. You could also read my alma mater @gibiz.bsky.social to learn more! www.gamesindustry.biz/kotaku-hires...

So you're telling me Decline's Drops launches on consoles this May 8th and you still haven't added it to your wishlist?

Come on. Do the right thing. Or pre-order it on the Microsoft Store!

Don't make Globule angry. No, for real, you don't want to.

(FanArt by @hairyfood1 )

You never celebrate until you cross that finish line. The early pop-off will always spell your doom.

Nix (a nihilistic unkillable angel), telling Cliff Mason (a war-traumatized veteran tired of all the murder) that he can never escape himself.

Nix, no...

New Foreach! 162 - War Tent
foreach.neocities.org/page/0162

And no one is stating that here.

No one is stating this robot is going to steal your work from you. No one is claiming that this is the end of all marathons. No one is using this robot to say what you do is easy to replicate.

This isn't an LLM, it's a legit achievement in the field of robotics.