obviously not. although it has a seasonal reference it lacks the cutting-word

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Getting revolutionary head from a girl named Thermidor

screenshot of a cohost post by "HarveyMILF" titled "worried about posting?" which shows a massive pig in the style of the cohost mascot "eggbug". text below the pig says "Your friend, Post Hog is here to tell you to just post whatever and whenever! Go nuts! Spread your intrusive thoughts, share art, or drop infodumps about your hyperfixation! Whatever it is, your followers love it; that's why they're your followers. And nobody loves your posts more than Post Hog. If you ever fear you're not interesting enough, just push that thought aside and remember Post Hog." and then it says there's 20 comments

the post hog itself. the original alt text said "Post Hog, a cartoon pig in a style borrowing heavily from Eggbug"

your friend, Post Hog, is here to tell you to just post whatever and whenever! go nuts! spread your intrusive thoughts, share art, or drop infodumps about your hyperfixation! whatever it is, your followers love it; that's why they're your followers. and nobody loves your posts more than Post Hog.

here’s a nickel, kid: go get yourself a real gender

I love the present

is there any greater romance than volunteering to stand for someone in a duel

win and you've essentially turned yourself into a weapon for them, which i shouldn't need to point out is devastatingly hot. lose, and you've bled in their place, which is if anything an even greater show of devotion!

MtG card: Summary Dismissal (2)(U)(U) Instant Exile all other spells and counter all abilities.

why ruin the fun? go again.

"with the first orgasm trigger on the stack, i hold priority and repeat the actions that triggered it. this adds a second trigger to the stack but creates an otherwise identical game state. this can then be repeated an arbitrary number of times. Following w/ an end the turn effect: none resolve."

the nsfw discussion channel in my insane transsexuals server has turned to an extended discussion of orgasm denial structured through the medium of mtg mechanics.

The cats are currently scent marking a lot because they've just switched over to their "summer scent".

The cats are currently scent marking a lot because they've just switched over to their "summer scent".

TTRPG with old-school "you can die in character creation" mechanics, except most terminal events are stuff like "reached adulthood with no major traumas" or "found a love of carpentry", so your goal is to make enough bad life choices that your character is a big enough loser to become an adventurer.

Wow guess I really got that one wrong huh? Turns out several types of weapon formed against me will prosper. And like, really easily

the Lines Beliefs thread continues

Logically-untrue statements have a moral valence (evil) and a cleanliness (dirty).

the majestic piss seal in her natural habitat (piss)

Isabel Fall did nothing wrong and should be apologized to by every person on the internet, and I will stand by my statement.

please, james planetchewer was my father

Don't try to be a great hole. Just be a hole, and let history make its own judgements.

Putting the cis girl through the magic gender change machine then forcing her to take estrogen to transition back

I ask
With the bombs
With the bombs and the legislation and the smirks and the drones and the soldiers and the truncheons and the tear gas and the water cannons and all

I ask
Aren't you afraid?

She pulls me up on top of the truck
Busted chucks squeaking on the trim

She grins.

All the time, babe.

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

you would grant schrodinger's tranny infinite grace,

is it so wrong to want your partner to say to the world "i love this woman. and her posts are so good"

i ask you. is this so wrong

Look I'm sure the Professor has people on Shuffle Up and Play who aren't hot trannies or have massive "friendly chaser" energy. I just haven't yet seen those episodes.

quails seem to have a pretty strong desire for martyrdom, with or without cause

guy who fearmongers about diy tattoos and wants you to go to a therapist first who will only give you a referral letter if you spend 2 years RLE with a temporary tattoo