i can fix her

And the "Seattle native" has also only lived in Seattle since about 2016, doesn't even know what the Hurricane Cafe was, let alone what the Doghouse was. Probably never eaten at Beth's unless they saw the Man vs. Food episode.

Black and white night vision security camera tape of professionally dressed attractive woman crawling on driveway with eyes whited out

Mercer Island's Second Cougar Sighting This Week Alarms Residents: tinyurl.com/2jrc7ecu

Ai Weiwei’s view-dominating homage to animal heads just installed at Olympic Sculpture Park is controversial—for SOME people, anyway. But me? I totally get it.

Needling prophecy fulfilled.

Ai Weiwei’s view-dominating homage to animal heads just installed at Olympic Sculpture Park is controversial—for SOME people, anyway. But me? I totally get it.

As reported by @theneedling.com 😂

Stylish woman wearing sunglasses and holding a coffee as she looks at new Ai Weiwei Olympic Sculpture Park installation that sort of looks like 12 giant animal heads on pikes

Ai Weiwei Exhibit at Olympic Sculpture Park Is Very Deep, and I Totally Get It: tinyurl.com/39ps2w53

psst they're Chinese zodiac animals

but we all know the rat will become the next emblem of Hot Rat Summer in Seattle & that's the *real* meaning

It's about Hot Rat Spring, duh.

Stylish woman wearing sunglasses and holding a coffee as she looks at new Ai Weiwei Olympic Sculpture Park installation that sort of looks like 12 giant animal heads on pikes

Ai Weiwei Exhibit at Olympic Sculpture Park Is Very Deep, and I Totally Get It: tinyurl.com/39ps2w53

At press time, a mourning President JD Vance was being flown to Camp David after exiting Erika Kirk’s residence down a tastefully pyrotechnics-lit walkway.

Warm weather is keeping this doctor busy. #SpringIsInTheAir

"Perhaps sometime in the last 24 hours the AI was infected with some kind of woke computer virus because until today it had only struck legitimate targets, like girls’ schools in Iran or any kind of school in Gaza."

Was tempted to say this to someone during their recent visit for a wedding.

Warm weather is keeping this doctor busy. #SpringIsInTheAir

"They always go for the monuments."

"Perhaps sometime in the last 24 hours the AI was infected with some kind of woke computer virus because until today it had only struck legitimate targets, like girls’ schools in Iran or any kind of school in Gaza."

Laser from up above blowing up the White House

Drone Using AI to Target Nation’s Greatest Security Threat Blows Up White House: tinyurl.com/3p8kp29b

At press time, a mourning President JD Vance was being flown to Camp David after exiting Erika Kirk’s residence down a tastefully pyrotechnics-lit walkway.

"it rained the whole time. I'm sorry you missed the few weeks of good weather"

Undefeated

Laser from up above blowing up the White House

Drone Using AI to Target Nation’s Greatest Security Threat Blows Up White House: tinyurl.com/3p8kp29b

Do you recognize this lunar surface? This picture is the only proof of delivery I have. Thanks everyone.

Lol, yeah 'cause it's Amazon!

Blue Origin's lunar landing system on top of copper Europa moon with Jupiter in the background.

Blue Origin Lander Delivered to Wrong Moon: tinyurl.com/yz49j6du

This is fake news! The sun does in fact shine in Washi-

*hit by sniper*

But seriously, every beautiful pic from WA you have ever seen is AI. Don’t come here, just take our word for it.