I wanted to capture this for future scholars... I friend two eggs badly this morning. BOTH were double yoked. I'm not sure if this pic captures it but realise now I should have snapped them in the frying pan.

#breakfast

Tried to take the pooch out for a walk the other night and Little Miss Perfect follows us, then shouts loudly because I turned a corner she wouldn't go round. Took three attempts to get her back into the house and then she was exhausted...

#catsofbluesky

This came on shuffle on my commute to work this morning! Made me feel like I was still in school for a few seconds...

When have you given a damn about the rest of the world?

I'm not a lawyer or particularly smart but I hope it is a war crime and those responsible are held accountable one day soon.

I'll let you know if my family get annoyed and ask me to leave!

Kids are amazing generally but how the hell did one of them make that noise?? It's impossible for an old man like me.

Snoozy cat.

#caturday
#catsofbluesky

I've never heard Ms. Rachel sing and neither have I heard Mayor Mamdani sing. But I reckon the former would sound better. Sorry Mayor 😔.

Reflection from my watch. Endless entertainment.

He's grumpy because he's not allowed out after a recent argument with a car. So he's finding other ways to amuse himself...

#BF6
#catsofbluesky

Tagging #painshill

What a gorgeous day t+at the park today!

My sons tell me that these are Canada Geese. I can't tell despite the most cursory of image searches. Regardless, what a lovely sight!

#geese
#birds
#painshillpark

“The alleged underground Hamas command center at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, used to justify an unprecedented assault on the biggest medical center in Gaza, was actually an animation the IDF had used the previous year, saying at the time it was a tunnel beneath a UN school.”

⬇️

Gazans?

Love you all. Giving people much needed hope. ❤️

I know it's serious but my first reaction was... You stupid lumbering idiots 😂.

Gorgeous. Both the black cats we've had have been so loving and not at all haughty (like certain other cats I could mention).

Amazing shot. I don't know how you found the resolve to move from that spot!

Quack.

Was that an Elvis impersonator at the end? Should be easy to track for law enforcement.

Man, Zohran's got the skills to pay the bills. Having played years ago but now being fat and old, I'd love a quick game with you. But, because of that fat and old thing, you better believe I'd be (trying to) foul you if I could get close... ☹️

Good luck, man.

Antiwordle #1291
4 guesses

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟥⬛⬛⬛🟥
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

Why does this feel so different (easier?) than Wordle? I need a someone to explain it.

It can't be an accident she sat here.

Letting my mind wander... I imagine that's what heaven looks and, more importantly, feels like. Quack.

Happy birthday, the furriest cat in the world!

That's amazing. Makes me feel something I can't put my finger on. Hope you have a lot more of these!

I was going to write a long winded, coherent reply about this but instead I've settled on: WHAT A BELL END.

Love you, lady. Your question was precise and powerfully delivered.