Does Sir Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, smell like a duck?

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.

Canadians are boycotting American goods and buying Canadian.

Like this potato.

Your votes are going to kill thousands of disabled people, shut up and listen you absolute monster

There are no “job creators.” There are employers who begrudgingly tolerate employees because they have no other option. Until they do.

Workers should never forget how quickly and easily the managerial class fell for AI solely because they thought it would replace the workers right away.

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good morning to the adult children of emotionally immature parents how are we doing

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

these nightmare people truly believed the reason everything wasn't perfect was b/c the army was being kept from murdering by woke, so they burst through the barriers and ran right into a poison thicket growing out of a tar pit & now we all have to suffer as they thrash and scream WHO DID THIS TO ME

So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?

The Green Party have proposed a policy where the highest paid person in a company could only earn 10x as much as the lowest, currently the ratio is over 1000x in some companies.

Do you agree?

Have I ever mentioned how excellent this is? I should have done, because it is rather excellent.

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

At The Races with Leslie Nielsen and Red Rock Cider (Extended edition) from 1992

How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House

Belly got me, ngl

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

I Just Watched A Video YouTube video by Daniel Cupps

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Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."