Sleep? The thing everyone i hate does daily? No thank you, I won't touch that stuff.

and where are we putting rack of lamb on this list?

He is very old and quite senile (he suddenly thinks the windows are doors even though he's lived here for 14 years) but he's lived the life of a good boy.

No bird is a threat to a confident human with the appropriate hittin' stick. Grab a cricket bat and you could probably take out a flock of 'em, no problem.

Bloodborne ass bird

guys. There is no nuance or debate on "who started it." REDMAP was in 2010. Please remember extremely recent history.

They don't need to change for me. I love them for who they are.

This is straight up, without irony, the world I want to live in.

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Rusty Cooley and Mark Tremonti hanging out backstage jamming YouTube video by RustyCooley

Cooley is the guy who teaches Mark Tremonti, and even people who are used to high caliber technical guitar are running around pulling old road dogs in to gawk at the freak. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7bk...

RUSTY COOLEY INSTRUMENTALS 1998/99 YouTube video by RustyCooley

Rusty Cooley is posting his 90's home movies where he's just playing a million notes per second because he can. Not going to pretend this is musically important, but sometimes it's fun to see someone shred for the sake of it. youtu.be/Dl0_AFivzdc?...

Instead of condescending lectures they could try something useful like providing every voter with one (1) free hot dog.

the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles

My mom and my uncle were arguing about how bad their sleep is and asked me to leave when I said "oh get a real sleep disorder you pussies"

When I was young, adults thought I was staying awake late as a dare or for some joke they couldn't explain but look at me now!

not saying I did or didn't do any particular thing just that it's probably past the statute of limitations and the Chicago Tribune cannot prove damages which affected their current ownership.

I miss when you could physically piss on the vending boxes of newspapers

this is one of the two blocklists I'm on and I don't mind AI boosters cleaning up their mentions because it doesn't matter, their stuff doesn't work.

It was like this when I was 14 years old too. Eating disorders and drugs and steroids are not new. I had or sold or moved them! You cannot combat the influencers, you must parent well.

I accidentally misrepresented this, he is not a TMA style fraud, he is a guy pretending he meaningfully coached famous MMA fighters

The bright side is my BIL is a pretty credulous guy and even he went "well this doesn't seem right"

it's a guy saying he's the best to ever do it. He can probably confirm employment at a consumer gym affiliated with the pro gym that has a serious stable of fighters, but he personally peaked at getting rolled around in drills while pros were staying in shape on vacation outside of camp.

My brother in law just asked me if I'd heard of a supposed prodigious MMA wrestling coach he has a meeting with later this week on entirely unrelated business and the guy is completely a liar and fraud lmao

The Tennessee Holler, The Editorial Board, things of that nature are just accounts farming rage to get subscriptions to their blogs. They have no influence or power, even less than any podcaster you've ever heard of. Don't help build the new generation of Krassensteins by paying attention to them.

this was rube behavior 10 years ago and if you buy it this time someone should gain legal conservatorship over your entire media diet.

you're only supposed to upload non-free images to wikimedia commons as a last resort (even when the pics would clearly fall under "fair use"). and some editors end up explaining their reasoning VERY thoroughly when doing so

eugenics is the official policy of the U.S. government (and it was under Biden too with his let it rip strategy for covid)

please try to use more sensitive language. "The only way to stop Wemby is getting his concussy slonked silly style"

I do not like that replay of Wemby getting a BrainBonk™