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i cannot find the post anywhere but every time anyone posts the vampire survivors deckbuilder i think about the tweet that was like ‘from the makers of crack cocaine, comes black tar heroin’

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we all know I have no life, so:

In today’s low trust society I never select the call back queue when I’m on hold. Fool me once? Can’t afford it. not in this economy

Marmo thinking about biting my phone

Still thinking about it

Goin in for the chomp

Marmalade Update: it has been 1 year since i adopted marmo. She is the light of my life. She is the wind that uplifts the tatters of my wretched soul. But most importantly, she is a rat bastard

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE

EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE!

BURMA SHAVE

Honestly one of the biggest problems with cars is that ultimately the product isn't a transportation tool but rather a psychological one, creating the illusion that you have control over your life even as you slot into a chaotic system that can easily kill you even if you do everything right.

smoking the shit that made richard kind

my kid (4) said he wanted to listen to pink pony club so my husband turned on chappell roan and kid was like wrong version and so my husband put on gwar’s version. that was the one

Whats up babe, mightn't i sup of your corrupted chalice

Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And I says to her, I says, oh shit, you’re right. So I bought like fifty thousand envelopes. Filled the house with ‘em, toes to tits. It was horrible. We couldn’t take a step without tripping over a box of envelopes. We were going crazy trying to use them up, to make a little space for ourselves. Used them as toilet paper, coffee filters... it was a terrible time. Please don’t ask me about those goddamned awful envelopes ever again. Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

two things can be true and I'm tired of having to remind y'all of that

Broad strokes? I sure hope she does

Oooh so Continental!!

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I got worried that someday I wouldnt be able to access the video of Rebecca Ferguson talking with a toothpick in her mouth like Chow Yun Fat so I'm putting it here to keep it safe

Avatar infectiouspiss Reblogged 6d Avatar infectiouspiss 6d you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts Avatar infectiouspiss 6d mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall Avatar infectiouspiss 6d listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

this will turn some of you on www.tumblr.com/infectiouspi...

Two Sapporo cans with Evangelion 30th anniversary artwork on them in front of the Pacific Ocean

Drinking the mommy fluid from inside the robo tube

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

you shouldn't be embarrassed to like disco music!! disco music is amazing!

Also my vote goes to Thelma Houston's don't leave me this way and Sylvester's You make me feel (mighty real)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lovers- My Brother, My Brother and Me

my lover, his brothers, and me

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I think a lot about how we could just close like 20-30% of Minneapolis residential streets to cars, or make them annoying to drive on (e.g. much narrower) and it would barely impact commute times/convenience for most people while significantly improving their quality of life

kotaku.com No, Fremen Stillsuits Do Not Jerk Them Off Sep 3, 2018 — An erroneous piece of Dune lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017. moontaku.com Yes, Fremen Stillsuits Do Jerk Them Off. Dec 7, 2021 - Not only do their suits jerk them off, but the resulting liquid is recycled into water, which they drink.

Dune debates are happening